Smile a while,& when U

Smile a while,

& when U smile,

smile another smile

& soon there will b miles

& miles of smile

bcoz you smiled .

i wish your day is full of SMILE

.....Cool SMS.....


I can buy gifts but

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET as you.By Kanak


Life should be like this Watching

Life should be like this

Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday By Lovelysms Team


 let me draw ur face! Dont

let me draw ur face!

Dont move!

Nearly finished,

ok Done!

Wanna look

****

(@..@)

(..)hi main marjava, Kitney

soney ho tusy!


true bravery is 2 arrive

true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"


 positive thinking is a bit

positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!


Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..

w : Wonderful

i : Item

f : For

e : Entertainment

.....

h : Handsome

u : Useful

s : Smart

b : But

a : At

n : Night

d : Dangerous

By Waseem

~~Coll SMS Jokes~~


 Keep..................... IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE......... ...................1 2

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!


 10 advantages of not having

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..

1.save time.

2.can sleep well.

3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..

4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..

5.Can eat in any restaurant..

6.No boring sms in the middle of night..

7.Can talk with all gals..

8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..

9.Can go anywhere with any one..

10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..

BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER


system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar- GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATIN G,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET

system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......


 love in pakistan romance in afganistan marrige

love in pakistan

romance in afganistan

marrige in rajsthan

no more children in hindustan...................


2day is a mobile day

2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card &say "govinda govinda" 


 Dear january,how r febuary and

Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.Belloroba


womensr likeinternet virus1st

womensr likeinternet virus1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur minddownload thierproblems deleteur smile and hangur life fromss


 7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles

7 Glances= 1 Smile

7 smiles =1 meeting

7meetings= 1 kiss

7 kisses= 1 proposal

7 Proposals=1 marriage

and that bloody marriage has 777777 problem


If 2day is world STEALING

If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....


 press 0 for help press 5

press 0 for help

press 5 for money

press 6969 for sharing happiness

press 5238 for sharing saddness

press all previous number to call me 


 REMMBER THESE WORDS .... LOVE DA

REMMBER THESE WORDS ....

LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY

YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY

IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY


 life is a hell when

life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt to be a world famous one day)


 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch : 


 Monday went on Tuesday 2

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...


 Men,s "F" Rules

Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....!


 sometimes when i reflect back on

sometimes when i

reflect back on all the

ciggarettes i smoked, i

feel ashamed. Then i

look into the ciggarette

and think abouth the workers

in the ciggarette factory

and all of their hopes and

dreams. if i dont smoke this

ciggarette, they might be out of

work and their dreams would be

shattered, Then i say to myself,

its better that i smoke this

ciggarette and let their dreams

come true then be selfish and

worry about my LUNGS...

Think abt it...


 10 advantages of not having

10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..

1.save time.

2.can sleep well.

3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..

4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..

5.Can eat in any restaurant..

6.No boring sms in the middle of night..

7.Can talk with all gals..

8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.

9.Can go anywhere with any one..

10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.


 DO YOUKNOWWHAT IS MEANTBY----------MOBILE-- -----M=meetO=onB=busyI=in L=lifeE=every whereso

DO

YOU

KNOW

WHAT IS

MEANT

BY

----------MOBILE-------

M=meet

O=on

B=busy

I=in

L=life

E=every where

so now lets START