Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its

Who's hot... Its U,

Who's

Charming... Its U,

Who's

Sweetest.. Its U,

Who's

Intelligent... Its U,

Who's dear & near friend... Its U

Who's a liar.. Its me!


Tum Haste Raho

Tum Haste Raho

Haste Raho

Haste Raho

Haste Raho

Muskarate Raho

Sada Khilkhilate Raho

Khush Raho

Mera Kya hain

Log Tumhe hi

Paagal kahenge!

Ha ha ha!


I wrote, ur name on

I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,

II wrote ur name on my heart n....

I got a HEART ATTACK!


Life is like a MOVIE... If

Life is like a MOVIE...

If u r sad - DRAMA

If u r afraid - SUSPENSE

If u r angry - ACTION

When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR

Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY


 God made daylight n called

God made daylight n called it the SUN.

God made entertainment n called it FUN.

God made nightlight n called it the MOON.

God made U n called CARTOON.


Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai


I m at police station.

I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of

"POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?


Jub app angrai lete hain,to

Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.

Kash aap kabi hamari gali

Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO


Aahat si koi hui to

Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum ho, hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi booot se kum ho By Sonia


A-u r attractive, B- u

A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny,G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking


 The NHS regrets to inform

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. 


mosum he dewana dil hai

mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana


dosti ka safar lamba hain

dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!