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  Dark were those Days without

Dark were those Days without UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B EL I G H T" 


 I luv the way it

I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush

 Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...

Dost me aap jaisa...

Nalayak koi nahi! 


I ask god a Flower

I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no......


 ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .

BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..

GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..

OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY

(MOBILE).......

KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.......


Pehle gale se lagao, Phir

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...

Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..

Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...


R u Male or Female

R u Male or Female ???

Wants to know the answer...

Then see down . . . .

Not here u fooooooool...


 hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos

hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt

fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,

muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..

can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.


Opn ur legs n get

Opn ur legs n get on top of me..well,

do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so

dat u can do ur thng quik,

There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet] 


 AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP

AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI

WAIT.....

WAIT.....

WAIT.....

BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTI


Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad

Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya

Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya

Bilkul Usi tarah

haan Usi tarh

yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga......lolz.... 


Once a baby monkey ask

Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay Sweetlarki_


roses are red,violets are blue,

roses are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door reminds me of you


 Today, tommorow and yesterday there

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

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