Can u pronounce good english:-
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking

 Dark were those days, without
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

 A - U'r Attractive B
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

 I need you... I love
I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !

Whats the difference between a
Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear

 those who cant av me
those who cant av me HATE ME ...
those who ABUSE ME lose me...
those who av me cant handle me ...
an then theres people like u who cant refuse me

 A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A
A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.:

Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf
Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Morr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga
Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga 

KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL
KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL UDAAS HAI
TUJ SAY KOI RISHTA NAHI PHIR BI EK AAS HAI
KEHNAY KO BOHAT HAIN APNAY MAGAR
TU AIK KHAAS HAI
ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA
UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI HOTI

in day i miss u at
in day i miss u
at night i miss u
in morning i miss u
i miss u every moment
i miss u every second
i miss u alot.......
my stolen chappal i really miss u 

 HEY YOU KNOW! THAT YOU
HEY YOU KNOW! THAT YOU ARE SO SWEET? DO YOU KNOW Y BCOZ I HAVE SEEN THOUSANDS "BEE" AROUND YOU 

 2 Prove his love.. he swam
2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !!

R u mad? Y r u
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now

 Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job