If u want SUCCESS in

If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.


haha nothing special my friend,

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih

ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,

just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha


2days weather 4cast: it wud

2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!


Sweet fruits r nice 2

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard

2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me


we've known....each other for....quite a

we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....

than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?


Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh

Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre

par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...


Last night some Monkeys came

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble

good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...


Why did God Create U

Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,

Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!


What is the difference between

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message

& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........


Not every flower can represent

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!


pyar na rahe to vafa

pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega


u r many kolometres away

u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network3.animal planet


Do u know how to

Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples

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* PRESS UP *


you are very smrta smatr

you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you


Do u know that ur

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly 


Raat ko karo gey to

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...

Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...

EK SMS YAAR!!!!!


Let me kiss ur lips,

Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)


Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi

Ek bar karo na plz..

kisi ko pata nahi chalega..

plz karo naaa........

muje acha lage ga...

ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri

kar do na plzz...

ek pyara sa SMS!!! 


usne kaha or dabao ,,,,,

usne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :


Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.