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 Oru vasantha kalam, bhoomiyil niraye

Oru vasantha kalam,

bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.

padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu

aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .

.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.

ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..

..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE.


 Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dum


 Pranero tore jare mon chay, Badhibo

Pranero tore jare mon chay,

Badhibo tare bina badhone ei ashay,

Mukhapane chahiya bhulibo sob klanti,

Prokhoro tape bohiya anibe shitolo shanti,

Ghana tamashar adhare rohia pashe nana chole,

Hoibe mor pothero patheo;janibo tare BANDHU bole........


 hai dear first count the

hai dear first count the star... *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morningmalayalam sms 


 MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.malayalam sms 


Sonia was plan'g 2 come

Sonia was plan'g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel'd the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day "Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI malayalam sms


 Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor. Kar'n

Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.

Kar'n said,"Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam.

Hear'g this Soopi said,"Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani malayalam sms 


wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty

hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu

wife-ini varumo

hus-namukku nokkam

wife- wannallo

hus- thanks to K S E B malayalam sms 


 Tomar prem sakkhorito hoise amar

Tomar prem sakkhorito hoise amar jiboner sunno pristhay , akhn ta tomari


 NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.

teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..

taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.

njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannumalayalam sms


 Oru 30 vayasaya chettan oru

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan

oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu

first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.

pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.

aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU malayalam sms 


sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo

sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car illoru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment malayalam sms 


iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru

iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo malayalam sms 


 kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana

kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi

aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju

oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti

appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE.. malayalam sms 


 Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4

Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! malayalam sms 


 ni illathe enikku onnumilla innnu

ni illathe enikku onnumilla

innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu

ni evide ondayirunnenkil

ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku

oru um

.oru umm

.oru umma

.oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu malayalam sms 


 pal piriyunnatu entu kondu.. orimichulla jeevitham

pal piriyunnatu entu kondu..

orimichulla jeevitham mathiyayathu kondu malayalam sms 


Poocha palu kudikkumpol

Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?.

patratinde vrithy kandituuu.malayalam sms 


 Fa=40/Rexona=35

Fa=40/

Rexona=35/

Safeguard=30/

Lux=40/

lifeboy=15/

Silk=30/

Imperial=20/

ishtam ullathu idutho pakseh innu kullikkanee...


want to see the greatest

want to see the greatest tourist spot "munnaru"

666!!!!!!!

enni nokkikke "moonnar" illennu...


prem jhore jaoa pata noi, prem

prem jhore jaoa pata noi,

prem futa kono chata noi,

prem seto noi hotel er dal puri,

prem holo moner sathe lukochuri. 


hitler chathu poyi,saddam

hitler chathu poyi,saddam pidikkapettu,ladante vivaram onnum illa................ninte sms um kananilla...bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu


 Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar sugandh

Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar sugandh denari.

Nako suryasarkhi,satat taapleli.

Nako chandrasarkhi,diwasa saath na denari.

Nako savlisarkhi,kayam paathlaag karnari.

Maitri havi ashrunsarkhi,sukha-dukhat samaan saath denari.


 SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.

ONLY ONE VACANCY..........

HURRY

SALARY RS:15000/-

JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam.....


Sorry 2 disturb u If

Sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busy

if u r not working

if u r not tired if u r not lazy

plese answer me

AYYAPPANTE AMMA

ETRA

NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..


 Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil

Hollywood Thirai padam:

"CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN)

appuram Sunday

Hollywood Thirai padam:

Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns


 oruMobilinteVedhana

oru

Mobilinte

Vedhana...

"Do ingtu

nokkedo,njan thante

mobile aanu

samsarikunnath,Thanik

enne kutich vella

chinthayum undo???

kure naalaayi njan

thanik vendi sms

kondu tharunnu, kanda

alavalaadhikalude

ellam incming calls

pidichu

tharunnu,ithonum

poranjittu orikalum

vellam kanditillatha

thante pantinte

pocketil mookkum

pothi njan kidakunnu,

Avasaanamayi enikk

oru aagraham und,

chaavunnathinu munp

oru OUt goiNg

vilikkanam,vella

rakshayum undo.


 Asalamu alaikyuum... Ee aaychayil ingale 'kutichira tv'

Asalamu alaikyuum...

Ee aaychayil ingale

'kutichira tv' yil pala

basayilulla cilmakal.

Thinklyaycha :

puyyaapla poyyotine

Kooti kondovum (DDLJ)

Chovvaycha :

Enthokeyo aavunund

(kuch kuch hota hai)

Budanaycha :

Chelapam kosi

Chelapam beamam (K3G)

vyayacha : Onnum

mindanda (Kuch na kaho)

jumante dovsam : inne

nikkah kayikyo?

(Mujse shaadi karoge)

Shanyaycha : Ammal

ingale aara? (Hum apke hai kaun)

Njaraycha : Kalbinu

piraanthanu (Dil tho pagal hai) 


 I love u da! Ninne Kanathe

I love u da! Ninne

Kanathe jevikan

vayya!Ninte aduthe

ephozhum samsarikan

thonnunu...! Ninne enike

nashta pedumoda...!

I Love U...Miss U..da,

1000 UMMA...da

Inganeyane Daily

'SANIYA MIRZA'msg

ayakunathe ! Entha

cheyka.Sowndaryam

undayal etha

kuzhapam. Ninaku

pinne aa Preshnam

ellalo.


 shajahan mumtassinte

shajahan mumtassinte

ormakkayi tajmahal

ketti...

mandan!

Njanariyunnengil

mumthasinte

ormakkayi avalude

aniyathiye kettiyene! 


 Aakash kande,Batas kande,kande amar MON, Tomar

Aakash kande,Batas kande,kande amar MON,

Tomar sobi buke nia katai SARAKKHON!

Toru kande,Lota kande,kande boner PAKHI,

Tomi amay SMS koro na,bolo tar dukkho kothay RAKHI!!! 


 Aval orumoolippattu

Aval oru

moolippattu

paady,Njan

kaathorthirunnu...

Aval onnu

kadichu,Njan

pulanju poyi..

Aval valichu

kudichu,Njan

annangade

kidannu...

Aval kuninju,Njan

purakiloode

adichu..."how"

Aval pulanju,'Chey'

Ente dehathellam

aayi...


'HAAVOO"


'KOTHUK" chathu.


 Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dum


1 letter illa, 1 phone

1 letter illa, 1 phone illa, 1 missed call illa, 1 sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu ninakku chicken gunia pidicho avoo?


 5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN TOUCH (copyright www.lovelysms.com)


Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?

Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?

Chirichal kanatha pallundo?

Marakkan pattatha thettudo?

Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?

Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??(copyright www.lovelysms.com) 


 Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,

Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren

Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......

Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..

Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..

chipsum ennapole

Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..



 Alleppy passenger time 7.30 Kottayam passenger

Alleppy passenger time 7.30

Kottayam passenger 7.45

Kollam Passenger 18.25

Jan shatabdii 17.40

Rajadhani Exp 1.35

Kerala Exp 15.45

Venad 17.15

Kurla Exp 14.10

Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......

train etra ennam undennariyamo....?

Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????



 Wanna see magic??????? scroll 25 times

Wanna see magic???????

scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!

POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!


 Enter Password 2 touch my

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !

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wrong Code !

U Have touched my legs

Anyway ... Take my blessings...

!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA

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