Grand chlid:Gogo why are you

Grand chlid:Gogo why are you always seating in this chair?

Gogo:I'm watching T.V.

Grand Child :Do you have a boy friend?

Gogo was bored by these questions from her grand child and decided to answer nobakanjani.

Gogo:Yes the TV is my boyfriend !

Grand child :Yo've got such a wonderful bf.

KNOCK! KNOCK! ON THE DOOR

Pastor :Where is your Grandmother ?

Grand child:She is in her room ,banging her BOYFRIEND


Boy :- tum meri dil

Boy :- tum meri dil me , dharkan me , jaan me , dimag me , sapno me rahti ho .

Girl :- oye hello ...

Main haryana me rahti hu ...


sms murga i love u meri

murga i love u meri jan.mai tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta ho.murgi.aila sachi chal phir aj anda tu dede.


Money is the root of

Money is the root of all evil,

it turns a saint 2 devil,

it hinders the way 2 heaven,

So send me all ur money now

A word is enough for the wise


Jo jita wo sikandar jo

Jo jita wo sikandar jo hara wo jail ke andar,

jo ap logo msg karta hai use jadu ki jhappi,

or

jo ham logo ko msg nahi karta hai use bandar ki pappy.


CLOUD HELP DESK

CLOUD HELP DESK


Relax madam, you're not losing all your data just because it's raining.

That only happens when there's thunderstorms.