Rizwan: Doctor say help me,

Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

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Husband aur wife hotel me

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne

Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?

Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife: Kitni mari?

Man: 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

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du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey

du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..

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A 60 years old bachelor

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta

after a month he got a letter 

"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.

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Ramlal, Bagwan say. Bahgwan mujhy dukh

Ramlal, Bagwan say.

Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.

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Secretary to Boss : sir

Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?

Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)

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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka

note blouse se nikala hai kya?

Madam: hann par kaise laga?

Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh

abhi bhi khula hua hai!

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Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo

Husband touched boobs and

sung: Piyo glass full doodh,

wonderful doodh.

Immediately wife touched

his penis n said: Thanda

matlab CHOTA COKE!

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a man wanted sex from

a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!

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