pakro na plzzzzz pakro na tumhain

pakro na plzzzzz

pakro na

tumhain meri qasam

daikho ab nahi pakra to

baat nahi karoga

zara zor se pakro

or zor se

daikha aakhir tum se pakarwa lia na.........

thaila fruit ka.


 Cream ke Add main face

Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.

Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.

Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.

Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.

Thats Cheating(adi jaaan)




 LATEST VERSION OF ALPHABETS....... A: ARISTOCRATE B:

LATEST VERSION OF ALPHABETS.......


A: ARISTOCRATE

B: BEGPIPER

C: CONTESSA

D: DIRECTOR SPECIAL

E: EIGHT PM

F: FUN DROP

G: GOD FATHER

H: HEYWARDS 5000

I: IMPERIAL BLUE

J: JHONEY WALKER

K: KING FISHER

L: LIME DROP

M: MUGHAL MONARCH

N: NICHOLAS NO. 1

O: OLD MUNK

P: PETER SCOT

Q: QUEEN CHOICE

R: ROYAL STAGE

S: SIGNATURE

T: TEACHER'S

U: UNIBOUL

V: VAT 69

W: WHITE HALL

X: XXX RUM

Y: YANKEY

Z: ZINGAROO

LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI.......... PI PI KE.. .........


 Those innocent eyes, those kissable

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?


 There r 6 types eggs.

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan


 in next 15min saniyaMirza wil cal u Aiswarya wil cal u preityzinta wil

in next 15min

saniyaMirza

wil cal

u

Aiswarya

wil cal

u

preityzinta

wil cal

u

sharapova

wil cal

u

2 askmyphone no.

Dont Giv.Ee pillerude

oru 


suno aj dedo na plz

suno aj dedo na plz dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL....


 Each morning.............. My first thought

Each morning..............

My first thought

My first sight

My first feeling

My first contact

my first heartthrob

My first real joy

my first true love


????? is ??????? still scrolling?

????? is ???????

still scrolling?

o'k i'll tell u

u sure u want 2


the person is.......

JESUS!


Yeh madhosh nigahein, yeh pyaase

Yeh madhosh nigahein,

yeh pyaase hont,

yeh kapkapata badan,

yeh ghran saansen,

yah tez dil ki dharkan,........

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mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai.


 logon ko bewakoof bananay k

logon ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke:- yeh pehla tha:-) 


 apnay husn pe itna ghuroor

apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai,

tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry blossom sasti hai.


 Govt of Pakistan ne yeh

Govt of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia hai k mulk se jitney bhi khoobsurat log hein unhey nikaal do,

aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think something. 


Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha, Itni

Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,

Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha,

Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein,

Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha. 

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 SEX SEX is My Fav.

SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.

Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,

S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday;)


 Congratulations! You've been voted "Most

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"

And the grand prize is a night with me!


 Flowers die stories end Songs fade Memories

Flowers die

stories end

Songs fade

Memories Ragotten

All things come to End

But..........

People like U always remain 4rever

Bcz

GHOST NEVER DIE.


 1 Message received 1 cute friend sent it

1

Message received

1

cute friend sent it

1

monkey is reading it

1

monkey is angry

1

monkey is still reading

1

will forward the msg 2 another monkey.

you continue to read?


 What is the Similarity Between

What is the Similarity Between a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl?

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Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe