If u want SUCCESS in
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME
Life is like a MOVIE... If
Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
How 2 grow up a
How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming,
smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an
extremly intelligent kid ???
Ask my parents...!
Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod
Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Tere liye chand tare tod dunga
1 bar has k to dikha
Tere sare dath tod dunga.
Fizaon me tum ho Hawaon
Fizaon me tum ho Hawaon me tumho Baharo m tumho Ghatao m tumho Dhoop m tumho Chaon m tumho kyo k Sach hi suna tha shaitanka koi thikana nahi h0ta dog
A mega brain sale is
A mega brain sale is announced in U.S.ANewton's: 200Edison's: 400Hitler's: 500& Ur Brain:25,000 coz its Fresh & Never used.dog
Qualities a friend must have:
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as sardar. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo Matured as monkey. No doubt u r my Frnd.dog
Whn cloud breaks, rain falls!
Whn cloud breaks, rain falls! Whn coconut breaks, water falls!Whn luv breaks tears falls!But whn ur head breaksaaila!BHUSSA !!
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar.
Q: to make it straight
Q: to make it straight she pulls it, to make it stand she rubs it, to make it stiff she licks it, to let it in she pushes it. what is she doing? a: threading a needle
Good person? thats you Good
Good person? thats you Good mate? Its you again Good taste? Corse its you Good friend? Its also you Good looking nah get lost thats me
GARAHAMBEL invnted tele fon EDISON invnted elc tricbulb MARCONI invnte d radio COLUMBOS disco verd America tu bas mobile nu angutha
GARAHAMBEL
invnted
telefon
EDISON
invnted
elctricbulb
MARCONI
invnted
radio
COLUMBOS
discoverd
America
tu bas mobile nu angutha mare ja
nalayk
Mujhe se tum yon kiyon
Mujhe se tum yon kiyon shermati ho
Mujhe pata hai tum cream bohat lagati ho
Orr kisi ko nahi batana to na bataoo
Per aisi baat tum mujhe se kiyon chupati ho
Bill payment par, Bank Deposite par, Mobile
Bill payment par,
Bank Deposite par,
Mobile recharge par,
Cinema ticket par,
Phool Offer par,
Cash Register par,
Down payment par,
TUM SIRF MERE HO
Your smile is amazing... you
Your smile is amazing... you know your smile kills the people.... So please save the world.......
and
Brush your teeth....
regularly!...
Shaytan Association invite all member's
Shaytan Association invite all member's for the Annual meeting to discus their vacation of the month of RAMZAN so your attendance as senior member is required..
Demagh ho to jawab do Fill
Demagh ho to jawab do
Fill in the blank with yes or no
......... I am not a Human.
koi jaldi nahi hi. achi tarha sooch lo,phir jawab do.
IS KADAR HUM AAP KO
IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HEN,KE DUNIAN WALE JUL JATE HEN,YON TO HUM SUB KO ULOO BANATE HEN,PER AAP ZARA JALDI BUN JATE HEN
I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd
I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.
Wen life changes & we
Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u
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