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  kash mery jeevan main woh

kash mery jeevan main woh lamha e purbahar ay..main bhejon tumhain 1 sms or tumhara jwab bar bar ay


 Ham kia karain Ap sms

Ham kia karain Ap sms Send karty nahin hain...Hamary intazar or baytabi ka End krty nahin hain...Ager chahty ho ap meri dosti k liay Apply kerna..to msg milty hi is ka foran Reply kerna 


Na jany kab say perhty

Na jany kab say perhty aa rahy ho mery sms..Khudara ab to mery hal pay kuch krem karo..10\12 nahin tum sirf 1 sms hi bhej do..bahut baysharem ho ab to kuch sharem karo 

 har insan ki alag pechan

har insan ki alag pechan hoti hai.

humarey sms ki apni shan hoti hai.

har kisi ko kartey nahi hum...par jis ko kartey hain iss mein humari jaan hoti hai..

 Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne

Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"

Usne kaha balance bhijwa

Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"

Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"

Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"

Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha 


 Marne par hame jannat mile

Marne par hame jannat mile na mile,

Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,

SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere dost,

Pata nahi upar jakar network mile na mile.֧


 Har Asiq de data hai

Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,

Hasino ki Aadaye hoti hain aayse Katil,

Har pal aap ko Sms kare yahi chahe mera Dil..

Par Gabrata honnajane kitna aajaye Mobile ka Bill 


 sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,s ms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,s ms, Kya aap ko kisi

sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,sms,

Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain? Batao!֧

kya ker rahay ho?bussy ho? kitna

kya ker rahay ho?bussy ho?

kitna bussy ho?

Ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?

Ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?: ֧


 Great people talk about ideas, Average

Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,

Small people talk about other people, And

Legends never talk, they send SMS...,


 Ek sms roz, keep d

Ek sms roz, keep d friend close. Ek din mae paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. Ek din mae dus, mila yaari ka ras. Ek din mae bees yar tang mat kar plz :-)plz.(copyright www.lovelysms.com)..


'.__'" '_/..'_' 'e_,'.;( ) c'./c,./-c./ ja tommy ja.

'.__'"

'_/..'_'

'e_,'.;( )

c'./c,./-c./

ja tommy ja. ja log mujhay masege nahe kertay un kay MOBILE par su su ker aa


 Pyar karny ka andaaz ana

Pyar karny ka andaaz ana chahiye,

yaad karne ke liye methi yaad Ani chahiye,

Aap roz call karo ya na karo,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Par pyara sa SmS roz ana chahiye... 

 um hum han,Tum tum ho,Na

um hum han,Tum tum ho,Na tum kam ho na hum kam han,

To pher kis bat ka gham hai,SMS,Bhejtay raho tabhi lagay ga Mobile

rakhnay walay main DAM hai.


 kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena.. kabhi

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..

kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..

roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..

kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..!


 Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.

Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!

 Meray sms ko teray inbox

Meray sms ko teray inbox main panah mill jai meray sms ko teray inbox main panah mill jai jo tu reply na karae tu tera mobile fanah ho jai......

 Sitam sahne ki bhi had

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai,Kisiko sataneki bhi had hoti hai, SMS bhejne ki koshish karo Dost,Mufat ke sms padneki bhi had hoti hai.


 SMS TO EK BAHANA THA

SMS TO EK BAHANA THA IRADA TO AAPKA EK PAL CHURANA THA, YAAD KARE NA KARE KOI BAAT NAHI, AAPKI YAAD AATI HAI, BUS ITNA BATANA THA...!!



 U luk sweet when u

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.


When I send SMS to

When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.


 Rab se dua karte he

Rab se dua karte he ki mere dost ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile,aur jo hame sms nahi karte unhe apni girlfriend se sister jaisa pyar mile...

jate jate apna phone number

jate jate apna phone number dehte jao.........

number do de dia......magar apna naam to batate jao.....

jao tum bhi kia yad karo ke....ke meine tumhe sms kia!! 


 Arz kia hai....Ajkal ap k

Arz kia hai....Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai(WAH WAH WAH)....TALIYAN.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai... khafa ho hum se ya balance kum hai..


is qadar hamari dosti ka

is qadar hamari dosti ka imtihan na lejeye kyun ho kafa ye bayan to kejeye kar de jeye maff agar ho gaye galti yun sms na kar k hamen saza to na de jeye.

 Phool aisa ho jo baag

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...


Jo mujay "CAAL" na karay.... Uss

Jo mujay "CAAL" na karay....

Uss ka mobile toot jaye.

Charger jal jaye.

Us ke SIM block ho jaye.

Us ka SmS fail ho jaye.

Ussay local caal par bhi ROAMING paray.

Misscall karay toMobile HANG ho jaye.

Software Urr jaye.

DISPLAY Dim ho jaye.

Hamesha card Dalta rahay aur Card load na ho.


 Normal Heart ECG _,-,_/! -,-._/.-

Normal Heart ECG

_,-,_/! -,-._/.-

\" I/


My ECG When U

SMS

_/I _/I _/I _/I

_/I_/I _/I


& look wat happened when u dont

SMS---------------- Straight Line 


 Youn to hum kisi ka

Youn to hum kisi ka peecha nahin karte,

Dard-e dil liya aur dia nahin karte,

Kismat kee baat hai dillagi aap se hai,

Warna...apne keemtee SMS kisi ko kia nahin karte...


ae khuda tu kisi ko

ae khuda tu kisi ko mobile na de,Agar de to uss main sms ka system na de,Agar sms ka system de to credit na de,Agar credit de to sms karnay ka hosla bhi de.(aamin) 


 kya hai yaar... aap bhi

kya hai yaar... aap bhi ajeeb ho, meray dil k qareeb ho, na miltay ho, na sms kartay ho, kya mujse bhi zeyda gareeb ho.


 baywaja kisi ko sataya nahi

baywaja kisi ko sataya nahi kartay ,

had say zayada kisi ko rulaya nahi kartay ,

jin kii sansay chalti hoon app kay sms say,

unkoo apnay sms ke lie tarpaya nahi kartay


3+3=8 kasay hua??? bataooo bataooo bataooo thora sa

3+3=8

kasay hua??? bataooo

bataooo bataooo

thora sa brain use karoo........

nahi maloom..

now stop using ur mind.

main bataoon..

"GALTI SE"


BADAL BHI HO, GHATA BHI

BADAL BHI HO, GHATA BHI HO,

(BARISH) NA HO TO KIA FAIDA,

MOBILE HO BALANCE BHI HO,

(SMS) NA HO TO KIA FAIDA,


 DIYA HAY... UPARWALE NE MOBILE

DIYA HAY... UPARWALE NE MOBILE TO....

ITNI TO KADAR KARO....

KARO NA KARO CALL...

PER...

HAR ROZ...

DO CHAR (SMS) TO KIYA KARO


Being near is not the

Being near is not the meaning of being dear. I may be far from u but msgs are bridges to make u feel that I always Remember You!


 1,2,3,4, hum ko ho gia

1,2,3,4, hum ko ho gia tum sy pyar,kanjosi na kar yar, aik sms hi mar dal, pher dekh hum kisy banty hain ap ky dildar


 Chandi ke diwaar na todi

Chandi ke diwaar na todi

Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya

Kuch paiso ki liyeh

ZaaLeem!!

Tumne sms karna Chodiyah 


Are o friendwa, tohar smswa

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost.. )


 Tere Inbox mein mere SMS

Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Jo reply na kare Uska Mobile FANAA ho jaye


 Chala ja sms bun k

Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass. 


 uff allah yeh lardki ..

uff allah yeh lardki .. deakho tum nah sms mein koi sawal nahi kiya karo? sawal karna ho tou call kiya karo ..tum sawal karti ho tou sms karna parhta hia phir fuzool mein 10 ruppe ka easy load karwana parhta hia Arish bukhari


 haqeeqat samjho ya fasana.. begana kaho

haqeeqat samjho ya fasana..

begana kaho ya dewana..

suno is dil ka afsana..

ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana.. 

 congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha

congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION" 


Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar

Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai?Konc company ka hai?To dusri Co. ka kyo nai hai?Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR 

Government imposing new taxes. call

Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15,But you don't worry, missed call is still free



 I am in hospital now.

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.


Without U'r sms&calls days are

Without U'r sms&calls days are like :"Moanday" "Tearsday" "Wasteday" "Thirstday" "Frightday" "Shatterday" "Sadday" so send SMS 2 me everyday...!


 Hum SMS nahi karte hai

Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki, par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki...


Ek din jab hum duniya

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge.... Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge

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