Chala ja sms bun k

Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass. 


 uff allah yeh lardki ..

uff allah yeh lardki .. deakho tum nah sms mein koi sawal nahi kiya karo? sawal karna ho tou call kiya karo ..tum sawal karti ho tou sms karna parhta hia phir fuzool mein 10 ruppe ka easy load karwana parhta hia


 haqeeqat samjho ya fasana.. begana kaho

haqeeqat samjho ya fasana..

begana kaho ya dewana..

suno is dil ka afsana..

ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana..


congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha

congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION" 


Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar

Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai?Konc company ka hai?To dusri Co. ka kyo nai hai?Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR


 Government imposing new taxes. call

Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15,But you don't worry, missed call is still free


 I am in hospital now.

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS


 Without U'r sms&calls days are

Without U'r sms&calls days are like :"Moanday" "Tearsday" "Wasteday" "Thirstday" "Frightday" "Shatterday" "Sadday" so send SMS 2 me everyday...


 Hum SMS nahi karte hai

Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki, par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki....


 Ek din jab hum duniya

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge.... Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge..


Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge..


My cell phone loves it

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u


 @ @ @ @ @

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @

KIA DEKH RAHAY HO

CHAVUNIYA HAIN

OTHA LO

SMS KERNAY K KAAM AAIN GE 


 namaskar. friendship ke seba me apka

namaskar.

friendship ke seba me apka swagat hai.

apki friendship balanc khatam ho raha hai,krupeya

turant ek sms karke apki balanc ka recharge karale.


 Aap ke haath mein Mobile

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,

chehray pe khoob Smile hai,

Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,

phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,

Ye kon sa STYle hai


 Roshni deker doob jana koi

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..

Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..

kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..

SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey



 Bhool se bi kabhi hame

Bhool se bi kabhi hame bi yaad kiya karo.

Pyaar nahi tho shikayath hi kiya karo.

itna bi gair na samjo ki baath hi na karo.

Call nahi tho miss call hi kiya karo.


 Socha aap ko phone krun socha

Socha aap ko phone krun

socha aap se baat krun

phir socha aik mulakat krun

phir socha kiun na intezaar krun,

phir socha kiun na aik kaam krun

1 pyara sa sms app ke naam krun



 sms key writer sab key sab

sms key writer sab key

sab pyarey

par sabsey pyareywoh jo partey aur apney pyaronkosend kartey 


 door ho tu yaad karlo yaadati

door ho tu yaad karlo

yaadati hai tu sms karlo

aur milna chati tu

callkarlo


9 lessons in life: Learn 2

9 lessons in life:

Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!


 Apke chehre par kya sweet

Apke chehre par kya sweet smile hai,hath me kya latest mobile hai,mobile me sms ki kya superb file hai,fir bhi sms nahi karte,yeh kya BHAV khane ki style he dog


 Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane

Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke lia, hum apni hust mita dain aap ko paane ke lia, Bell kerne ki fursat nahi tum ko, hum sms kerte hain apni yaad dilane key lia. 


Dost ne Dil ka haal

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya

Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya

aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya

Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya


dil se dil laga kar

dil se dil laga kar to dekho

meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho

sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam

bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho.


 Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,

Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,

Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,

Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge


 Zindagi jaise ek saza si

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.


 Bhul se kabhi hame bhi

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,

Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,

Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,

Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo.... 


 ROZ logo se tere Pange

ROZ logo se tere Pange honge, ROZ tere ghar me dange honge, AGAR mujhe SMS nahi kiya to yaad rakhna, TUMHRE 12 bacheche honge or sare LAFANGE honge..


 EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR

EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE,

EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH,

EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS,

EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE. 


Rab k ikhtiyar may kia

Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,wo tujhe iss terah se nawaz day,teri saari duaein yun qabul hon k,teray lab pe koi dua na rahey ameeen


 sham se aankh may nami

sham se aankh may nami c hai,aj phir ap ki kami c hai,koi sms kero k saans chaley,kuch der se nabz thami c hai:-)


 Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai,

Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab kooch theek lag raha hai.


SMOKE EVERYDAYS-SEND M-MEO-ONEK-KOOL SMSE-EVERYDAY

SMOKE EVERYDAY

S-SEND

M-ME

O-ONE

K-KOOL SMS

E-EVERYDAY

so be cool and smoke everydy


 Devdas ke baap ne kaha

Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor do, Maan ne kaha Paaro ko shor do,Paaro ne kaha Daaru peena shor do,Aap ko kis ne kaha sms kerna shor do 


 Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka

Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye......Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye......Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii......U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye


 Ur validity of being my

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry 


 Zindagi behaal hai sur hai

Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai, kya aap ki sms factory mein hardtaal hai? kuch sms toh bhejo yaar meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai!


Hat me hai tera Mobile

Hat me hai tera Mobile Phone,

Balance ka bhi nahi Tension,

Phir kiyo nahi karte Sms ya Phone..

'Award Wining' Kanjus Tu..Without Competition!!


Roshni deker doob jana koi

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..

Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..

kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..

SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..!


mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai.


 Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar

Kya leke aye they,

Kya lekar jaoge,

Mujhe SMS na karke,

Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!


 kali se phul banane me

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,

lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai

mobile hai to kar do na sms

karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..


 Kya kar rahe ho? Busy ho? Kitne

Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,

sms kyo padh rahe ho??


 Mere mobile ka accident ho

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,

aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki botle charani paregi,

so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....


 Bhul se kabhi hame bhi

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,

Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,

itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,

phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!


 Allah ke naam pe, maula ke

Allah ke naam pe,

maula ke naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,

Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.


 Bahut dur rah kar bhi

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,

najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,

dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,

phir bhi smart lagte ho....


 Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY

Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dO

MaMa naY kaha.. ghaR saY niKalna chOr dO

Friendz nay kaha.. usse deKhna chOr dO

Us nay kaha.. mUghe chaHna chOr dO

par tUm saY Ya kiS naY kaha

......mUjhaY SmS keRna hi chOr dO!!


Sitam dhane ki ek had

Sitam dhane ki ek had hoti hai,ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..Ek SMS to kar do jalim........paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai