Ek baar meri GF ne

Ek baar meri Girl Friend ney mujhey apney ghar

bulaya,

Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,

..

Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,

Wo bahut sundar thi,

Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho,

Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.

Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya aur,

Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,

..

To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa

gayi aur,

Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey,

Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,

Hum ko rishta manzur hai.

.

.

Ab mai kya batau Yaro...??

Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha


Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki

Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki Ko

Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa aise nikla

.

.

Pedaishi Error,

.

.

Virus k Bachey,

.

.

Excel ki currupt file

.

.

1 Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete Ho ke

Qabar Me Install Ho Jayega.!


***** Latest Funny SMS *****

 Happy BirthdayTum Jiyo hajaro saal

Happy Birthday

Tum Jiyo hajaro saal,Saalke din ho pachas hajar.............



 hey Irene,join me in celebrating

hey Irene,join me in celebrating my birth day.

its not very easy to make up this time,so i there 4 invite u 4 the this birth day ceremony which take place on 20/06/1982.ur presences will make a change.urs in love.ve nice day



 birthday a day

birthday

a day

that day.

this day.

brilliant day.

shiny day.

cool day.

bloomy day.

rainy day.

oh yar leave it.

i just want to say.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY



 Tumhari is ada ka kya

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,

apne dost ko kya uphar du,

koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,

jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

Junam Din Mubarak Ho



 Happy Birthday Hemantji

Happy Birthday Hemantji

A prayer: 2 bless ur way

A prayer: 2 bless ur way

A wish : 2 lighten ur moments

A cheer: 2 perfect ur day

A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY




Mistakes are painful when they

Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads

us to success...Copyright www.lovelysms.com

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Either live your dreams or

Either live your dreams or kill yourself..never

compromise...

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 Life Can not go on

Life Can not go on with out much forgetting!

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 life is like a book

life is like a book we all read itluv is a blessing we all need it always be happy always hav a smile bcoz

remember in this world we all r here 4 a whileCopyright www.lovelysms.com

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Completion of work on time

Completion of work on time or before time lead's to happy faces always

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The path that leads to

The path that leads to happiness is so narrow that two can not walk on it unless they become one.

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Everybody have difference thinks in

Everybody have difference thinks in word..but friend have same qulities...love,sacrify.and die

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 Only he who has the

Only he who has the power to punish can pardon;; ALI(as)

so plz pardon me and bepoweful Copyright www.lovelysms.com


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Do not feel ashamed if

Do not feel ashamed if the amount of charity is small because to refuse the needy is an act of greater

shame. 

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Success is like your own

Success is like your own shadow, if u try to catch then u wil never succeed, ignore it and walk in ur own

way.....it wil follow u...

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 "smile is good cosmetics for

"smile is good cosmetics for beauty"

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if you ever want to

if you ever want to succeed in your life:Copyright www.lovelysms.com

"Be sweet as honey, Be regular as clock, Be fresh as rose, Be soft as tissue, and Be strong as rock."



"stolen kisses are always sweetest"

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The word Trust is d

The word Trust is d basis of all relatioas but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a

missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!


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 Sometimes its dumb to be

Sometimes its dumb to be wise and sometimes its wise to be dumb. but more often than not, we are the

opposite of what it is wise to be.

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Life is made of small

Life is made of small jumps over great obstacles. it's in the courage of getting thru them that makes life

challenging & exciting.Copyright www.lovelysms.com

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Each moment of ur life

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy &

live life & make each moment beautiful....

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 Pushing things to happen before

Pushing things to happen before their time is a futile and disturbing exercise.it is like trying to change the

flow of a river single-handed.





A negative thinker see a

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..

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 the greatest right in the

the greatest right in the world is not right to be right but right to be wrong!mistakes are there to be corrected!by the way,it is not the end of the world.Copyright www.lovelysms.com

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You alone can shape ue

You alone can shape ue destiny and decide to do wht u enjoy,regardless of obtacles. The great barrier to success is yourself.snow 


Love doesnt get closer by

Love doesnt get closer by meeting but is sweetend by thought,i care 4 u in my own strong ways,u'll never know & perhaps i ll never show... 


Trouble is a part of

Trouble is a part of your life and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who love you love a chance to love you enough


 A Person Who Asks A

A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes.

A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever !


 Intelligence is like a river. The

Intelligence is like a river.

The deeper it is the less noise it makes! ֧


 Yesterday is history tomorrow is

Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.

Today is a gift that is why we call it the present! ֧


 I m hopefull that if

I m hopefull that if we understand the aims and acts accordingly,

even the angels would surely appreciate our creation, once again.


 Keep the gains of the

Keep the gains of the post generation safely and pass them to our

future generation with useful addition by using best of our knowledge

and caliber. 


The people who dont study

The people who dont study have very less things to think upon.

Always love books. Bcoz books r best friends in loneliness


Learn frm a candle. which

Learn frm a candle. which burn itself 4 lightening the

others way. Live in such a way that even u die but always alive

in the gr8 memories of others.Rizwan 03345288582


 Success is only possible with

Success is only possible with hardwork and clear thinking

not by thoughts or desire. 


 Try to avoid bad friends

Try to avoid bad friends bcoz they make theirselves ur introduction


 Think before u speak but

Think before u speak but not as much that u loose the time of speaking. 


Try to hide bad qualities

Try to hide bad qualities of others. ALLAH will hide urs in the day

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 Friends r like mirror. Ur

Friends r like mirror. Ur Friends shows what and how u r.


 Loving humanity is actually loving

Loving humanity is actually loving GOD. 


Give importance to time, the

Give importance to time, the time will give importance to u.


 Action without vision is only

Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world


 The thing that weighs most

The thing that weighs most heavily in the balance (of good deeds) is a good attitude.



IF YOU WANT YOUR RELATIONSHIP

IF YOU WANT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WORK,WORK ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP.


1 day child fish ask

1 day child fish ask da mother fish:Mom y we cant live on Earth ......Da Mother fish said 2 her child fish:Dear ....its

not a place 4 fish...its a place of selfish...


 Thoughts lead on to purpose;

Thoughts lead on to purpose; purpose leads into actions; actions form habits; habits decide character; and

character fixes our destiny.


 Remeber the way of least

Remeber the way of least resistence rarely lead to SUCCESS!!!



 Don't only be close with

Don't only be close with someone who

makes you happy. Be close with someone

who can't be happy without you.it

makes a lot of difference in life.