9 lessons in life:

Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!


Apke chehre par kya sweet

Apke chehre par kya sweet smile hai,hath me kya latest mobile hai,mobile me sms ki kya superb file hai,fir bhi sms nahi karte,yeh kya BHAV khane ki style he dog


Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane

Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke lia, hum apni hust mita dain aap ko paane ke lia, Bell kerne ki fursat nahi tum ko, hum sms kerte hain apni yaad dilane key lia. 


 Dost ne Dil ka haal

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya

Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya

aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya

Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya


 dil se dil laga kar

dil se dil laga kar to dekho

meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho

sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam

bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho.


Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,

Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,

Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,

Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge


Zindagi jaise ek saza si

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,

Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,

Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,

Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo.... 


ROZ logo se tere Pange

ROZ logo se tere Pange honge, ROZ tere ghar me dange honge, AGAR mujhe SMS nahi kiya to yaad rakhna, TUMHRE 12 bacheche honge or sare LAFANGE honge


EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR

EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE,

EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH,

EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS,

EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE. 


 Rab k ikhtiyar may kia

Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,wo tujhe iss terah se nawaz day,teri saari duaein yun qabul hon k,teray lab pe koi dua na rahey ameeen 


sham se aankh may nami

sham se aankh may nami c hai,aj phir ap ki kami c hai,koi sms kero k saans chaley,kuch der se nabz thami c hai:-)


Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai,

Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab kooch theek lag raha hai.


 SMOKE EVERYDAYS-SEND M-MEO-ONEK-KOOL SMSE-EVERYDAY

SMOKE EVERYDAY

S-SEND

M-ME

O-ONE

K-KOOL SMS

E-EVERYDAY

so be cool and smoke everydy


 Devdas ke baap ne kaha

Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor do, Maan ne kaha Paaro ko shor do,Paaro ne kaha Daaru peena shor do,Aap ko kis ne kaha sms kerna shor do 


Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka

Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye......Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye......Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii......U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye)


Ur validity of being my

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.


Zindagi behaal hai sur hai

Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai, kya aap ki sms factory mein hardtaal hai? kuch sms toh bhejo yaar meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai!


Hat me hai tera Mobile

Hat me hai tera Mobile Phone,

Balance ka bhi nahi Tension,

Phir kiyo nahi karte Sms ya Phone..

'Award Wining' Kanjus Tu..Without Competition!!


Roshni deker doob jana koi

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..

Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..

kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..

SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..!


 mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai.


Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar

Kya leke aye they,

Kya lekar jaoge,

Mujhe SMS na karke,

Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!


 kali se phul banane me

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,

lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai

mobile hai to kar do na sms

karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..


Kya kar rahe ho? Busy ho? Kitne

Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,

sms kyo padh rahe ho??


 Mere mobile ka accident ho

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,

aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki botle charani paregi,

so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....


 Bhul se kabhi hame bhi

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,

Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,

itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,

phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!


 Allah ke naam pe, maula ke

Allah ke naam pe,

maula ke naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,

Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.


Bahut dur rah kar bhi

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,

najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,

dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,

phir bhi smart lagte ho....


Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY

Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dO

MaMa naY kaha.. ghaR saY niKalna chOr dO

Friendz nay kaha.. usse deKhna chOr dO

Us nay kaha.. mUghe chaHna chOr dO

par tUm saY Ya kiS naY kaha

......mUjhaY SmS keRna hi chOr dO!


 Sitam dhane ki ek had

Sitam dhane ki ek had hoti hai,ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..Ek SMS to kar do jalim........paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai 


 our friendship is expiring,our love

our friendship is expiring,our love is expiring,if u want to continue our love and friendship then send me a cool sms.


 sms na bheaj k dil

sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera

ab apne cell ko dafna dena,

agar kafan na mile to,

apna rumaal uraah dena,

agar koi kasoor pooche cell ka

to apni kanjusi bata dena!!!


 Apni surat ka kabhi to

Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de

Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de

Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa

Kam sy kam aik miscall he mar de.


 Bahut dur rah kar bhi

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,

najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,

dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,

phir bhi smart lagte ho...


 Kya aap...Close Up karte hai...? Kya

Kya aap...Close Up karte hai...?

Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai...!

Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...!

"MoBile "k bill se darte hai...!

To aap sMs Kyo nahi karte hai?


Aey Mere SMS Mere Dost ke

Aey Mere SMS

Mere Dost ke Pass Jana...

Agar wo so Raha ho to

Shor Mat Machana,

Jab WO jage to Dhire Se'MuskaranA'

Fir Kehna "KANJUS"SMS Karo!


 Dil me ummido ki shama

Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,

Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,

yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,

Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!


Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,

nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,

tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,

magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...


 MSG Na Karke Dil Tod

MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya, Mobile Dafna Dena, Kafat Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena, Koi Puche Rog Kya tha, to Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena.


Jaha raha hai mera SMS,

Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega, agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega...


 Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat

Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi.


 Majnu ko Laila ka SMS

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein ..........................


Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana

Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana Chahiye,

Yaad Karne Ke Liye Meethi Yaad Aani Chahiye,

Aap Hamein Roz Call Karo Ya Na Karo,

Par Pyara Sa SMS Roz Ana Chahiye.


 Hum ne kab tum se

Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat ka wada chaha door reh kar bhi tumhe tum se ziada chaha es bar shiddat se yad aein tum jab tumhe sms na karney ka erada chaha 


 Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo

Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,,, stayaoon ko our staya na karo,,, SMS nahein karna to na karo lakin Miss call de kar kanjosi dekhaya na karo 


 Muje SMS kro aur pao

Muje SMS kro aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka muqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,Aik Dinner wo bhi aap kay ghar....


Lovers send SMS when they

Lovers send SMS when they are in a Sexually Motile Stage.

so keep messaging me when you are in toilet. my dear lover.


 S - Sexually M - Motile S

S - Sexually

M - Motile

S - Stage

so keep messaging me when you at puberty. 


 Without ur SMS days are

Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!


Kuch tey perday daari rakh,

Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh