mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad
mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai.
Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
kali se phul banane me
kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..
Kya kar rahe ho? Busy ho? Kitne
Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??
Mere mobile ka accident ho
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki botle charani paregi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!
Allah ke naam pe, maula ke
Allah ke naam pe,
maula ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.
Bahut dur rah kar bhi
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....
Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY
Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dO
MaMa naY kaha.. ghaR saY niKalna chOr dO
Friendz nay kaha.. usse deKhna chOr dO
Us nay kaha.. mUghe chaHna chOr dO
par tUm saY Ya kiS naY kaha
......mUjhaY SmS keRna hi chOr dO!!
Sitam dhane ki ek had
Sitam dhane ki ek had hoti hai,ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..Ek SMS to kar do jalim........paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai
our friendship is expiring,our love
our friendship is expiring,our love is expiring,if u want to continue our love and friendship then send me a cool sms.
sms na bheaj k dil
sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera
ab apne cell ko dafna dena,
agar kafan na mile to,
apna rumaal uraah dena,
agar koi kasoor pooche cell ka
to apni kanjusi bata dena!!!
Apni surat ka kabhi to
Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik miscall he mar de
Bahut dur rah kar bhi
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho...
Kya aap...Close Up karte hai...? Kya
Kya aap...Close Up karte hai...?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai...!
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...!
"MoBile "k bill se darte hai...!
To aap sMs Kyo nahi karte hai?
Aey Mere SMS Mere Dost ke
Aey Mere SMS
Mere Dost ke Pass Jana...
Agar wo so Raha ho to
Shor Mat Machana,
Jab WO jage to Dhire Se'MuskaranA'
Fir Kehna "KANJUS"SMS Karo!
Dil me ummido ki shama
Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!
Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki
Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
MSG Na Karke Dil Tod
MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya, Mobile Dafna Dena, Kafat Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena, Koi Puche Rog Kya tha, to Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena.
Jaha raha hai mera SMS,
Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega, agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega...
Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat
Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi.
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein ..........................
Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana
Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana Chahiye,
Yaad Karne Ke Liye Meethi Yaad Aani Chahiye,
Aap Hamein Roz Call Karo Ya Na Karo,
Par Pyara Sa SMS Roz Ana Chahiye.
Hum ne kab tum se
Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat ka wada chaha door reh kar bhi tumhe tum se ziada chaha es bar shiddat se yad aein tum jab tumhe sms na karney ka erada chaha
Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo
Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,,, stayaoon ko our staya na karo,,, SMS nahein karna to na karo lakin Miss call de kar kanjosi dekhaya na karo
Muje SMS kro aur pao
Muje SMS kro aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka muqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,Aik Dinner wo bhi aap kay ghar....
Lovers send SMS when they
Lovers send SMS when they are in a Sexually Motile Stage.
so keep messaging me when you are in toilet. my dear lover.
S - Sexually M - Motile S
S - Sexually
M - Motile
S - Stage
so keep messaging me when you at puberty.
Without ur SMS days are
Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!
Kuch tey perday daari rakh,
Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.
abe oye khajoor, circus ke
abe oye khajoor, circus ke retired bunder,chusey hue aam kay shilke,tooti hui bottle kay dhakun,bin namak ki daal,derti pe bojh, sms to ker kabi. By nazish
*sms Receiving law and order* =>you
*sms Receiving law and order*
=>you have 2 way receiving sms daily from me.choose 1 and send me sms which you choose.
1)when you receivemy sms then reply a sms.
2)if you not reply mea sms so miss call me in 5 minutes after receive my sms
Aap k haath mein Mobile
Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai
hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner. 1st price:good
hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.
1st price:good friendship
2nd price:lot of love
3rd price:life long sms.
for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me
SMS me in 1 min
SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.
my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my
my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain.
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
Dil se hum dillagi kiya
Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte,Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte....
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baato par aitbar karenge. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge...
Zindagi ek saza si ho
Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai....!!!
B4 u speak - listen, B4
B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4 u quit - try,
B4 u msg others - msg me
Doctors prescription 4 u... A cute
Doctors prescription 4 u...
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner...
Doctor's fees?
A SMS whenever u r free....
My cell phone loves it
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
A raindrop may look 2
A raindrop may look 2 smal 2 eyes bt somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sum where a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS'ing
Without ur SMS days are
Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!
GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE
GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!!
Money says EARN me lot,Time
Money says EARN me lot,Time says PLAN me lot,Flower says LOVE me lot,Study says LEARN me lot,SMS says SEND me lot,& I say REMEMBER me lot...
Relationship is like a Garden.
Relationship is like a Garden.
It's beautiful when watered with...love, hugs, tears & cheers.
But it dries up if left untouched...so pls keep in touch...
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