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 Day a monkey kicked a

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." 


 A Sardar went 2 hotel,

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!


SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi

SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon


This sardarji goes to see

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start

approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji

replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to

janwar hai, usko kya pata"


There's a funeral procession of

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the

sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general

'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead

of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of

them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur

aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi

ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!;


One day Sardar happened to

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.

"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.

" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one

runner.

"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"

Exclaimed the Sardar


 Sardarji calls Air India. "How

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and

hangs up.


 Why did 18 Sardars go

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.


 Sardarji fixed an answering machine

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like

"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.


 A SARDAR IS SING A

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON

JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,

JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,

TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "


 Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention

Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,

Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye


A sardarji Doctor falls in

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....


 Sardar ji Aapko logo ne

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai"


Ek sardar Indian Flag lene

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! 


Ek american ek sardar se

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai 

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