hum bhi by sahara tum

hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara!! hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara ??????? fitty mo0 tumhara fitty m0o hamara ;)


Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera,

Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera, Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera

Kaat du useey toh ho jaye sawera...copyright www.lovelysms.com Nonsense


kashti toofan sy nikal sakti

kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai, taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai, hosla rakh channel na badal SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt jhuk skti hai


**Twinkle Twinkle little star** Teri girl

**Twinkle Twinkle little star**

Teri girl friend gaee bazar

usko milgaya dosra yaar.

ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha

Alcaholic mandhra

"Gurur'RUM'a

Gurur'VODKA'

'GINN'eswara

Guru'SCOTCH'al

Para'BRANDY"

Thasmesree

'BEAR'eNamaha


Girlfriend:Are you sure you love

Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.


Teacher:"Can anyone give me an

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"

Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."


sardar g aaj raat billi

sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai "sardar" bewi kitni bar kaha hay k kapray utar kar na soea karo kami


Teacher :Tomorrow there will be

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!


SOME LADY WENT TO BAR,

SOME LADY WENT TO BAR, AND SIT ON BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN. OTHE GUY SIT ON THE LET HAND SIDE AND OTHE MAN SIT ON RIGHT ON SIDE. THE ONE WHO SIT ON THE LEF, SAY" JOHNNY WARKER SINGLE AND THE ATHER ON THE RIGHT SAY" JACK DANNIEL SINGLE. SO, THE THE BARMAN, LOOK THE LADY, SAID" AND 'U'" LADY SAID. 


Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A HOLIDAY.


Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.


Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna, meri

Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna,

meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey

Boy

(i=0i>xE'l1i+;e_y#a#>#"e!%;

=*?#@?w@'e*,e(p+>i* Le Sajni ab parrh!!


boy says to girl main

boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay


ek chote se bachche ko

ek chote se bachche ko roj rat main susu lagti thi to uski mamai ne kaha beta jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki mughe gana gana hai to mai samagh jaugi , ek bat uska papa wah papa ke sath soya to rat me bolta hai papa gana gana hai papa bola beta rat main nahi gate hain per jab ladka na mana to bap bola acha dheere se kaan main ga de....


Newtons First Law of ishq the

Newtons First Law of ishq

the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite

to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals


the rate of change of

the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the

bank balance.


a boy in love with

a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl

in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless

any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

break the legs of the boy.


Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us

Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us ki back side par,

Ek baba ji thay....

Pechy se kisi sharir larky na..

Khusry ko ungli charha di,

Or khud pechy hat gia ....

Khusry nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha,

Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay?

Baby nay apni DOTI utha kar kaar kaha,

Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay !


Teacher: what do u wish

Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?

Ali : I want 2 b pilot.

Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter

sana I want 2 b mother .

Abid : !want 2 help


frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai srdar:hai frog:nahi

frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai

srdar:hai

frog:nahi hai

sardar:hai

frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well

sardar-ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi muskan


Waiter: Would you like your

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? ,

Customer: What other colors do you have?


Husband: U know, wife, our

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.,

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


Girls Psychology - Fraud with

Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;

Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the


Ek ladka ek ladki k

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th

day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey


tum ne mere mann se

tum ne mere mann se khela

well played oye well played


1 sardar ulta nanga leta

1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per

sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le"


Husband asks, Do you know

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE satys No, it means -

With Idiot for Ever ,