jaan tum se achi to

jaan tum se achi to teri yaadein hain...jo hum se sharmate to nahin...miss you sweethart!!!


All Day All Night Mujhko My

All Day All Night Mujhko

My Dear -----------, all day all night mujhko yaad sataye tumhari. Yun to socha tha maine rehne to brahmchari umar saari par jab se maine dehka tumko socha bekar hai vichar be rehne ka brahmachari kyunki all day all night mujhko yaad sataye tumhari.


 boy 2 girl,darling mere kaan

boy 2 girl,darling mere kaan me

kuch garam sa

kuch naram sa

kuch namkeen sa

kuch meetha sa

kaho,,,,,,,,

girl,,,,,,,,,,,,,HALWA PURI,,,


boy says to girl main

boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay


Dil ki Halat batana nahi

Dil ki Halat batana nahi aata …

Kisi ko aisey Tarpana nahi aata ….

Sunna chahte hain ek baar Aawaz aap ki …

Magar baat karne ka Bahana nahi aata !!


 DOSTI KARO TO AISE KARO KI

DOSTI KARO TO AISE KARO

KI BHULA NA SAKE KOI

DUSMANI KARO LEKIN USSE MAT KARO

KI JISE PAGAL NA HO JAYE KOI


 Lady Teacher to students:- "Sach"

Lady Teacher to students:- "Sach" or " Veham" mein kiya farq hai?

Students:- aap jo hum ko parha rahi hain na ye "Sach" hai lakin---- hum parh rahay hain ye app ka "Veham" hai


 Woh ankh bohaat piyari thi

Woh ankh bohaat piyari thi jo humne usko mari thi -- Woh joti bohaat bhari thi jo usne humko mari thi

Hum tu muft mein pit gaye Galib--- humein tu ankhoon ki bemaari thi


A boy on date with

A boy on date with girl in BMW car.. Boy:- jaan ji mein nay app se aik baat chhupai hai, "im already married" Girl:- OH My God tum nay tu mujhe dara he diya, "mein samiji ye BMW car tumhari nahin hai :)


 Ye dost tere zindgi k

Ye dost tere zindgi k din kabhi kam na ho. Gam k badlo se teri aankhe nam na ho. zindi ki har khushi mile aapko chae

us zindgi k saathi hum na ho.


 Sawal Puchte hain wo humse k

Sawal

Puchte hain wo humse k bata hume apni chahat ka naam , K tumhi batao k tum ko tumhara hum kya bataein naam .


 khusi aapke liya gum hamare

khusi aapke liya gum hamare liye,zindegi aapke liye maut mere liye,muskurat aapke liye ansu mere liye,subkuch aapke liye aur aap hamare liye.


Tum naam ki baat karte

Tum naam ki baat karte ho,

Log chehara tak bhool jate he,

Tum Samundar ki baat karte ho,

Log aankhon mein bhi doob jate hai


Aray saray bhai loge tayyar

Aray saray bhai loge tayyar ho jao, apun ka sms aa raha hai.



 Dil ke darvaje par dastak

Dil ke darvaje par dastak ho rahi hai,aaj phir ek yaad dil ko sata rahi hai,dil ki gehraiyon mein najar mar ke dekh ,aaj phir teri yaad dil ko sata rahi hai.


har sans se tera izhar

har sans se tera izhar karte hain,Har khwab mein tera deedar karte hain,mohtaj hi to hain hum tere,jo har pal tere paas waqt hone ka intajar karte hain


 Aankhon ke ishare woh samajh

Aankhon ke ishare woh samajh nahin pate,hoton se hum kuchh keh nahin pate,apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahen ,koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahin pate.


Zindagi mein aapke apne kam

Zindagi mein aapke apne kam nahin,door reh kar bhoolne wale hum nahin,baat ya mulakat na ho aapse to kya hua,aapki yaad kisi mulakat se kam nahin.


Aapki dosti, apki vafa hi

Aapki dosti, apki vafa hi kafi hai, Tmam umar ye asra hi kafi hai, Jab bhi waqt mile muskra kat SMS bhej do, Khushi k vaste yeh silsila hi kafi hai....


 Itni raat gaye apun tere

Itni raat gaye apun tere ko RamDev Katha sunanekeliye sms to nahi karega! Bas yaad aarahithi aur Goodnight keheneka tha

CHAL AB LUDAKZA


Maama you met my jaana Maamaa you

Maama you met my jaana

Maamaa

you are my rama

and this is not a drama

like the TV show khana khazana

coz. you liked my jaana

who is from a good gharana

moreover he enjoys guitar bajana

and coz. you said him ghar aana


Aye dost faramoush tera housh

Aye dost faramoush tera housh kahain hai haddiyain to rahgaee tera gosh kahain hai.


 Shuhagrat ke baad pati ne

Shuhagrat ke baad pati ne apni patni se poocha ki kal raat tumhe kaisa laga, patni boli -5%sharm aai,5% dard hua, 10% maja aaya aur 80% purani yaaden taza ho gai..


muhabat jeet hoti hai marar yeh

muhabat jeet hoti hai

marar yeh haar jati hai

kabhi dil sooz lamhon say

kabhi bay kaar rasmon say

kabhi takder walaon say

kabhi majboor kasmon say

mohabat jeet hoti hai

magar yeh haar jati hai

kabhi yeh phool jaisi hai

kabhi yeh dhool jaisi hai

kabhi yeh cand jaisi hai

kabhi yeh dhoop jaisi hai

kabhi masroor karti hai

kabhi yeh rog dayti hai

kisi ka chain banti hai

kisi ko rool dayti hai

kabhi lay paar jati hai

kabhi yeh maar jati hai

han

mohabat jeet hoti hai

magar yeh haar jati hai



 Tamam umar tuje zindgi ka

Tamam umar tuje zindgi ka pyar mile

Khuda kare khushi tujko bar bar mile

rahian phool tari rahon main

qadam qadam pay tujae mosme bahar mele


Kash tu Main .. Aur

Kash tu Main .. Aur Main tu hota..

Tu Mujhko dhoondti.. Main tujhko sochta

Tu Mujhko chahti Main tujhko khojta

kash tu Main.. Aur Main tu hota..

Sab khushiyan teri Aur Tera har Ghum Mera hota

Kash tu Main.. Aur Main tu hota ..

Meri har cheez per Haq sirf tera hota

Tery har Zakham ka Main Marham hota

Kash tu Main.. Aur Main tu hota..

Bus!!!!!!!!! Main Tera !!

Aur tu sirf Mera he Naseeb hota..

Kaaaaaaaaashhhhhhhh

Kuch aisa’ tou zroor hota _’’



ghar se baher wo nikab

ghar se baher wo nikab may nikli Sari gali un ki fikar may nikli Inkar karti the wo humari mohabat se Or humari hi tasver un ki kitab se nikli


Naya Ek Hukam Suna Dijiye Qanoon-E-Mohabbat

Naya Ek Hukam Suna Dijiye

Qanoon-E-Mohabbat Laga Dijiye

Jo Na Kary Mohabbat ......

Mohabbat Hi Uss Ko Saza Dijiye _’’


 AASHIQ AASHIQ KAHETE HAIN, AB

AASHIQ AASHIQ KAHETE HAIN, AB YEH AASHQI NAHI, AASHIQ TO KHUD KHUDA HAI, JO MUHAMMED SE JUDA NAHI.


 sms bhejne kooch nahin likhna hai.Timepass

sms bhejne

kooch nahin likhna hai.Timepass kar raha hoon.bye


 betaab tamannao ka ishaar na

betaab tamannao ka ishaar na kar,

muskurakar dil ko bekarar na kar,

channel badalkar F T.V. lagale,

ESPN par sania ke jhukne ka intezaar na kar.............................


Khudgarz Kamina Matalbi Dokhaybaz Mokaparasat Herami Lanti Bayghairt Allah apko en sub logo

Khudgarz

Kamina

Matalbi

Dokhaybaz

Mokaparasat

Herami

Lanti

Bayghairt

Allah apko en sub logo se bachaya (Ameen)


 Hum Nazuk Nazuk Dil Walay Bus

Hum Nazuk Nazuk Dil Walay

Bus Aisay He To Hotay Hain,

Kabhi Hanste Hain

Kabhi Rotay Hain,

Kabhi Din Main Khwab Pirotey Hain,

Kabhi Mehfil Mehfil Phirtay Hain,

Kabhi Zaat Main Tanha Hotay Hain,

Kabhi Chup Ki Mohar Sajatay Hain,

Kabhi Geet Labon Per Laitay Hain,

Kabhi Sub Ka Dil Behlatay Hain,

Kabhi Khud Main Tanha Hotay Hain,

Kabhi Shab Bhar Jagtay Rehtay Hain,

Kabhi Ro Ro Kar So Jatay Hain,

Hum Nazuk Nazuk Dil Walay

Bus Kuch Aisay He To Hotay Hain!!


 may nay us say pocha

may nay us say pocha kiya dhoop main baarish ho sakti hai------woh hanstay hanstay ronay lagi or dhoop main baarish honay lagi.



bheer mein b tanha rahey tere

bheer mein b tanha rahey

tere ghum ne ye haalat kar di

kabhi khud liey kuch soch sakey

itni b nahi fursat di.*

k bin tere jina nahi

na bin tere jina nahi......*


 dil ke rishton ka koi

dil ke rishton ka koi nam nahi hotha

mana ke is ka koi anjam nahi hotha

agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf to

tamam umar koi rishta nakam nahi hotha x x x x x x


 aapki kali julfe ko mera

aapki kali julfe ko mera salam

bo lal lal hoth ko mera salam

kitna lachak wale hai aapki catwalk

tumhe to insaan hone chaiaga

magar kya kare aapki billiki janam ko bhi mera salaam....


Andhari ratt thi wo mere pass

Andhari ratt thi

wo mere pass thi

me uske upar tha

womere nichhe thi

fikar not

wo meri cycel thi


maein zindigi k rasat pay

maein zindigi k rasat pay chupchup bikhar jata

ager aik roz b apni tenhai say dar jata

samnay manzil thi aur peechay us ki awaz

Rukta to safar reah jata

chalta to bichart jata.


Woh so jata Aksar humien

Woh so jata Aksar humien yad kiya baghir

Humien neend nahein ati un say bat kiya baghir

Kasur un ka nahein kusar humara hay

unhien cha b to un ki ejaazat k baghir


 jeene kay liye dard ka

jeene kay liye dard ka saman bohat hai

kuch roz say dil apna pareshan bohat hai

milte hain shab-e-rozsabhi log shansa

ik tujh say mulaqat ka armaan bohat hai


Dosti is something that no1

Dosti is something that no1 can hate,

Dosti is a passion we can never rate;

Dosti can happen anytime early or late,

Dosti is only Medicine, without Expiry date.


 tum meri soch ho koi

tum meri soch ho koi tumhe soche kyun

tum meri chahat ho koi tumhe chahe kyun

tum mera aaina ho koi tume deke kyun

tum meri dua ho koi tumhe mange kyun



 Payam aey hain us yar-e-bewafa

Payam aey hain us yar-e-bewafa ke mujhe, karar pa na saka wo kahin bhula ke mujhe, judayan do asi keh umar bhar na milain, fareb do to zra silsilay barha ke mujhe!!


 Palkon ki nami main chupa

Palkon ki nami main chupa kar sapnon ko, ham ne unhain janay ki ijazat da de, ham toot kar bikhar gay tukron main, aur unhain muskuranay ki ijazat da de!


dil e arzoo ney humein

dil e arzoo ney humein dewana bana diya...roya na tha kabhi per tum ney rula diya...tumhein meri yaad kabhi b na ati hogi.....per mujhe teri yaad ney zamana bhula diya....meri ...aj.


 sirf yaadon ka 1 silsila

sirf yaadon ka 1 silsila reh gaya...Allah jane unse kiya rishta reh gaya.....1 chand chop gaya jane kaha?..1 sitara usey raat bhar dhoondta reh gaya ...meri ...aj..



 1 mulla ki shadi nahi

1 mulla ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi, Wo mannat mangne gaya,

Waha uski maa khai me gir gayi,

Mulla bola Ya Khuda teri Khudai,

Apni to mili nahin abba ki bhi Gawai.

Mudasir Arain


 salon baad na jane kya sama

salon baad na jane kya

sama hoga.,

hum me se na jane kaun

kahan hoga.,

fir milna hua to milenge

yadon me.,

jaise sukhe gulab milte hain

kitabo main.



Main har ek pal tumhe

Main har ek pal tumhe yaad karti hun,tumhare yaadon ko khawo mein sajati hun,kyun ki main tumhe jaan se bhi jyada chahti hun.


 ek bar ladki ka baap

ek bar ladki ka baap dulhay ka gar gaya aur kaha ki hum nay suna hai ki aap ka bata ladkhiyou ka saath hota hai to ladhka kay baap nay kaha ki amir baap ka beta hai jata hoga .. & juwa b khelta hai ..ladhka baap bola amir baap ka beta klta hoga .tub ladhki ka baap bola ki aap ka ladhkay ma itni negtive cheezay hai aur positive kch b nahi ..too ladhkay ka baap baday gumand say positive czee b hai ki humara beta hiv posit



 Roz Taron Ki Nimaish Main

Roz Taron Ki Nimaish Main Khalal Parta Hay... Chand Pagal Hay Andharay Main Nikal Parta Hay... On Ki Yaad Aee Hay Sanson Zara Ahista Chalo... Dharkano Se Bhi Ibbadat Main Khalal Parta Hay



na to khuda hain na

na to khuda hain na mera ashq frishtoo jesa

jub doono hain insaan to kuon mile hjaboo main


 Dil ke rishte bi kitne

Dil ke rishte bi kitne ajeeb hote hai,gm har moud pe kareeb hote hai, yeh gm hmesha aps ki na smjhi mai milte hai,kbhi anjane kbhi shararat mai milte hai, aur jo in gamu se samna karai who dil ke boht ameer hote hai.