SMS BHEJNE KI NIYYAT MEIN NIYYAT

SMS BHEJNE KI NIYYAT

MEIN NIYYAT KARTA HOON SMS KARNE KI;

WASTE SWEET REPLY KE;

4RM APNE DOST KE;

MOUN MERA MOBILE TOWER KI TARF;

;DELIVER HOOO;


nanhaa sa dil mera dharkay

nanhaa sa dil mera dharkay hai baar baar,

jab tujhe dekha phele baar ,

mere dil nay kaha mujhe ho gaya hai tum say pyaar...........



 genarea apnay ehsas say choo kar

genarea

apnay ehsas say choo kar sanal kar do

main k sadion say adhoora hon mukamal kardo


 Wife:Suno j i mujhe new

Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai

Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.

Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli.......


 Mein aur meri tanhayee.. Khamoshiyan teri

Mein aur meri tanhayee..

Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain





 hello how r u yuar

hello how r u yuar bap ki mis call ay thi subah agar sms milay to mujay mis call daina 1 bat kahoon i like u very much

By: couzan




 Wife n Mobile: 1) Dono hi

Wife n Mobile:

1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.

2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.

3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai



 Dil ko dil se juda

Dil ko dil se juda na karo pyar se pyar dil se dil do aur humare lye ik pyari rat do,



 gali main derd ke purze

gali main derd ke purze talash kerti thi,

meray khatot ke tukre talash kerti thi.

bhulaye kon aziat pasandian us ki,

khushi ke dher main sadmay talash kerti thi,

ajab hijar parasti thi us ki fitrat main,

shajar ke tootey pate talash kerti thi,

ghuma phira ke judai ki baat kerti thi,

hamesha hijar ke herbe talash kerti thi,

duain kerti thi ujre hoe mazaron per,

bare ajeeb sahare talash kerti thi,

mujhay to ajj bataya hai badlon ne,

wo lot ane ke raste talash kerti thi,

i misssssss uuuu till gul.


 Jahan sawal ke badley sawal

Jahan sawal ke badley sawal hota hai,

wahan he se muhabaton ka zawal hota hai,

kisi ko apna banana hunar he sehi,

magar kisi ka ban ke rehna bhi kamal hota hay...!


 a pathan f--king a girl

a pathan f--king a girl in car, ek police man ata hay.

Police man: kya ho raha hay?

Pathan: u can't see?

Police man: mera number kab aye ga.

Pathan: bus yeh larkhi farik ho jaye.



MEDICAL REPRESENTATIVES Agar medical rep film

MEDICAL REPRESENTATIVES

Agar medical rep film banahay to film kay naam yeh hoon gay,

1(STOCK AYA ORDER NA AYE.

2(KAHO NA 100% HAY.

3(HUM ADJUSTMENT DAY CHUKHAY SANAM.

4(HAMARA STOCK APP KAY PASS HAY.

5(FARLOO MARA AAP NAY.

6(AAH AAB WORKING KO CHALAIN.

7(TERMINATE TO HOONA HI THA.

8(PAISAY WALAY 100% KAR JAYEN GAY.:(



 Mubbark ho aab khush ho jaa govt

Mubbark ho

aab khush ho jaa

govt nay teri suun li

aabi aabi khabar aye hay

kay govt nay market waloon ko kay diya

kay aab wo apni shop par ek inch ka condom rakha karain :)



 Only 4 Sweet Friends Bank Balance

Only 4 Sweet Friends

Bank Balance Office wali k liye, Marcides Paros wali k liye. Dil main Flat Sali k liye. Credit Card Collage wali k liye, or DEFANCE main BANGLA ghar wali k liye.



 kanjos sms me sms karny k

kanjos sms me

sms karny k faiday,

1 mobile ko zang nahi lagy ga

2 time pass ho jata hai

3 parhnay wala kush ho jaye ga

4 contact bana rahy ga

5 or tumhay koi kanjos nahi kahy ga



 hr bar apki salamti ki

hr bar apki salamti ki dua karngy,

teri arzo mia apni hasti fana karngy,

tum chaho daman bacha lo hamsy,

ham marty dam tak app sy wafa karngy.



 wesu to app k sary

wesu to app k sary kam ulty hoty hai...

sirf ek mobile hi seda pakarty ho...

ajj mobile b ulta pakar kr deko...

or ye parho...

6u!|!ws d33>|



 boll chuka ker to daikho Dil

boll chuka ker to daikho

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,

Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,

SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,

Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekhofrom chik to bushra




 Yaad aai mujhe jab aap

Yaad aai mujhe jab aap ki,Dil ne mehsus ki kami aap ki,Ye aarzo nahi k aap ko satayen hum,Bus itna kafi hai aap ko yaad aayen hum.hi kese ho aap theek to ho na.



 "DOSTI" Ghunah hai,to hone dena. "DOSTI" Ghunah hai,to

"DOSTI"

Ghunah hai,to hone dena.

"DOSTI"

Ghunah hai,to hone dena.

"DOSTI"

Khuda hai,to khone na dena.

Agar karte ho dosti kisi se tum sache dil se to kabi us ko rone na dena.,



 Ek roz roshni k hazaar

Ek roz roshni k hazaar sitaray honge,

or ap ki ankhon main haseen nazare honge qayamat k din jab ap ka Mobile check kiya jayega

to sab se nice sms hamare honge



 RAAT HOGI TO CHAND BHI

RAAT HOGI TO CHAND BHI DUHAAI DEGA.KHAWON ME WO CHEHRA DIKHAAI DEGA,YE DOSTI HAI ZARA SAMBHAL K KARNA,EK AANSU BHI GIRA TO SUNAAI DEGA



 Na chaho kisiko itna ki

Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumhara pyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!



 Ruth gya hay mujh ko

Ruth gya hay mujh ko mannay wala

ab koie nahein naaz maray uthanay wala

per jany kiya sochta hay yah khula darwaza

shayed rasata bhool gya hay aanay wala..




 mat daikh k koi shakhs

mat daikh k koi shakhs gunehgar hai kitna

ye daikh k taray saath wafadar hai kitna

ye bhi mat daikh k kuch logon ko us se nafrat bhi hai

ye daikh k use tujh se piyar hai kitna




 Jo ho sakay to esay

Jo ho sakay to esay Tanhae mai par lena.

Tumharay wastay DIL ki KITAB laya hun.

Wo 1 sawal jo tumnay kabhi pocha hi nahi.

Saja kay Palkon pay us ka jawab laya hun.



WO bhi shayad ro paray

WO bhi shayad ro paray weeran kaghaz dekh kar.

Mene un ko AKHRI KHAT mai likha kuch bha nahi



 Zindagi Ek Raat Hai.... Jis Me

Zindagi Ek Raat Hai....

Jis Me Na Jane Kitne Khuwab Hain......

Jo Mil Jayen Woh Apne Hain....

Jo Toot Woh Sapne Hain,,,,


Din Me Suraj Gayab Ho

Din Me Suraj Gayab Ho Sakta Hai Roshni Nahi...

Pakistan Toss Jeet Sakta Hai Match Nahi...

Dil Toot Sakta Hai Dosti Nahi...

Hum SmS Karna Bhool Sakte Hain Aap Ko Nahi,,,,


Apne Kya Socha Pehgaam Nahi

Apne Kya Socha Pehgaam Nahi Aaye Ga...

Socha Yeh Dost Apko Yuni Bhool Jayega...

Yeh To Aadut Hai Humari Satane Ki...

Warna Itna Pyara Dost Kon Bhulana Chahyega,,:



tera chehra dekhakar aaj dil

tera chehra dekhakar aaj dil chur chur, ho gaya teri ada ko dekhkar ye dil to majboor ,ho gaya tarasha tha jise pathar aaj wohi kohinoor ho gaya



 Dard ko bhi ab dard

Dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga hai

dard sene main chup chup ke rone laga hai

na royay kabhi hum dard ko dakh kar

ab dard humay dakh kar rone laga hai......



 Tamana tu ki thi kh

Tamana tu ki thi kh jalte hum bhi wafa ki aag main lakin..............

jin parwanoon ko kudh shama thukrayay

who parwane kahan jayayin



Aaj phair yaad bohot ayay

Aaj phair yaad bohot ayay who

Aaj phair us ko DUA di hum ne

"DOSTO" koi tu baat hai us main

her khushi jis per luta di hum ne........



 Apni sari aadain mujhe de

Apni sari aadain mujhe de do

sari wafain tumhe dayta hoon

jo sochi thin kabhi kudh ke lieay

who sab duain tumhe dayta hoon..............



Ruth jane ki aada humay

Ruth jane ki aada humay bhi aati hai

kaash humay bhi koi maane wala hota............



 Dosti se hazer karo tariq dost

Dosti se hazer karo tariq

dost hotay hain mutlabi aakser .............



 khiltay howay phooloon ki rida

khiltay howay phooloon ki rida ho jayay

itni hassas hawa hoo jayay

maangtay hi haath main kilyaan rakh de

itna meherban khuda ho jayay................



Yun hi kissi din bidal

Yun hi kissi din bidal aa jayay

or buras jayay

Yun hi kissi din hawa chalay

or shaq sitara jukh jayay

Yun hi kissi din tum aaaooo

or dharken ruk jayay ..................



 Kitni achi lagti hain bachpen

Kitni achi lagti hain bachpen ki who sub baatain.........

be fiqri main dubay din mithi neend ki raatain.............

be zar se jughray thay

be moosam ki barsatain...........

waqt ne lakin sub kuch hum se aaa kar cheen lieya...........

chuti chuti fiqariin ne hum ko aaa kar ghaer lieaya ...............



Dard he sahi mary ishq

Dard he sahi mary ishq ka inaam to aya,Khali he sahi hathon mein jaam to aya,main hoon bewafa sabko bataya usny,Yun he sahi usk labon py mera naam to aya......!0300-9873326



 Bari mehnat sy meri dunia

Bari mehnat sy meri dunia lutai hogi,meri muhabat ki hasti b mitai hogi,laa tary pairon py murham laga du,mary dil ko thokkar marnay main chot to ayi hogi....


 Pehly log 8 rupee wali

Pehly log 8 rupee wali bottle pety thy , ab 800 wali pety hain..

Farak tu para hai .

GEO MUSHARUf