ekjungle mein chuhay se sab

ekjungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,

agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,

haathi bhi kahin chup jata, Copyright www.lovelysms.com

aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,

pata chala chuha MQM mein tha

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teacher sabse garam chez kia

teacher sabse garam chez kia he

stud: jalta howa bulb

tech: shabash woh kese

stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi

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aij jamadarnee ko aik condume

aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee

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Sales Girl: sorry sir you

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.

Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Copyright www.lovelysms.com

Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here.

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What did shivaji say to

What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe.

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Bachey k khatney k waqt

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.

Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.

Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.

Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.

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U r walkin in road.

U r walkin in road. Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don't care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!


Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti

Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,

Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,

Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,

Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.

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Boy say 2girl "agar may

Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?"

girl

"to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya |" hahahahah

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Kafi americans chand per poanch

Kafi americans chand per poanch gay han. Listen. apnay mehbooba ko

chand mat kehna werna 3,4 log aus per be char jain gay. :-)

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AT 18 a lady is

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,

at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,

at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, Copyright www.lovelysms.com

at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

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