Teacher, billi k itnay saray

Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?

student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer


Devdas says to paro:aik sham

Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.

paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.

Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.

Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.

Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... 


Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.

Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega 


life without girls. result=markets silent,streets empty,police

life without girls.

result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...


One day a lady coming

One day a lady coming from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na?


Man: please give me black

Man: please give me black colour condom

shopkeeper:why black colour condom????

man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night love_ever


The more you study. the

The more you study. the more you know,

The more you know. The more you forget,

The more you forget. The less you know,

So why study?


A woman goes to a

A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?

Dr: why?

woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch


Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What is

Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What is answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the answer is "11" 


Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I

Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.


life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi

life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable.


School- a place where papa

School- a place where papa pays & son plays.

Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur

Life so tht you can die rich.

Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his.

Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.


a sardar was working 1st

a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.

a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana'

sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.


first prisoner:What were you convicted

first prisoner:What were you convicted for?

Second prisoner:Nothing.

First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?


Cops were spreading the message:"No

Cops were spreading the message:"No more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus & the rest?"


Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon

Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon gee hill hill kay dooon gee.

kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa.

parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........!


SCIENTISTS hav done tests &

SCIENTISTS hav done tests & concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman wthout a condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's FONG KONG


God apun se bola, "KIDHAR

God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA "

Jannat Ya Dozakh !

Apun boola " DOZAKH "

U know apun aisa q bola?

Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log

wahin mile ga......!!!:-)


SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT

SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?

PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua

SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak

MUMMY kaha se laye he

ALWAYS REMEMBER ME


A mans occupation is 2

A mans occupation

is 2 stick his coqulation

up a womens ventalation

2 increase the population

of the younger generation

if ya wanna demonstration

please lie down


want to hear a dirty

want to hear a dirty joke!!!!

2 pigs jumped in mud

want to hear a clean joke!!!!

they took a bath.


Boy: mom, aaj mera dost

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....

ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?

Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.


BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE

BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI CHAI BANA DO

SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI

BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA


Ravand had 20 eyes but

Ravand had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!

You have only 2 eyes.......

But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravand?


Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti

Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.


DHAMAKA OFFER SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2

DHAMAKA OFFER


SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME

&

GET A CHILD FREE!!


HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET TWINS

YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY MAN!!!


make ur luv to galfrnd

make ur luv to galfrnd on valentine day she will tell u a gud news on mothers day then u will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on everyone u will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day)


close ur eyes when u

close ur eyes when u think u were ugly.......

after all u will live in dark


aik larki darzi ki dukan

aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.


When u fall in love

When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,

But only one power that can stop u?

Guess what????

"Abbey di juttian"..


A question was asked from

A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially


curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat

curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai

MAMMu-nahi pata

curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega


MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein

MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya

GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`


curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha

curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega

MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai

CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko

MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega

CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na


A~L~I 11 Galz ask the

A~L~I

11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.


Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida

Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?

boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota"


75yrz old man got married

75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng


jab gabbar paifa hua tab

jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye

fateher-kya hua?

kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the


ek din mirinda aur 7up

ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar.


Girl to Mom: "Is it

Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"

Mom: "Yes"

Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"