Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay

Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,

Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,

Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.


Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son:

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

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 Tcher: 3 grls are walking

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.

studnt: WOW!

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1 man asked to other a

1 man asked to other

a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?

other man replied,

it would poissionus milk .

the man said no ,

then again he replied,

the milk was'nt diggeust. Copyright www.lovelysms.com

man again said no..............

ok

lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"

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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!


EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCT ER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA

EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA"Copyright www.lovelysms.com

INAYAT


one day three men walk

one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with the first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married


Dear customer ur underwear validity

Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity

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Teacher:"Now,childre n,if I saw a man

Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"

Student:"Brotherly love

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MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho

MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen...

Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia .. Copyright www.lovelysms.com

Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai..

hahaha

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