PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot

Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...


A girl says to her

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy says thanks for the warning!

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girls.doctor mai apne jub hi

girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai

doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.

girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.

doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.

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World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur

World's

Smallest

resignation

letter?


Respected sir,

I luv ur wife.

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There are three wonders of

There are three wonders of a woman

01. Give milk without eating grass

02. Get wet without water Copyright www.lovelysms.com

03. Bleed for a week without going to die

-----Ferarry Pothik

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Lady to inspector Santa: My

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!

Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.

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Man said passionately: Will you

Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.

He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!


Three Ways of fast Communication

Three Ways of fast Communication

1: Television

2: Telephone

3: Tell-a-women


Devdas says to paro:aik sham

Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... 

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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru:

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.

Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto

ke samne chaddi mat utarna.

Basanti: Viru dar mat maine

chaddi pahni hi nahi hai... 

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a sexy woman like a

a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2 ha


ife mean w-who i-is f- for e-

ife mean

w-who

i-is

f- for

e- enjoyment

and husband mean

h-how

u- u

s- serve

b- batter

a- and

n- nice

d- darling

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Wife- i will die. Husband-

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Copyright www.lovelysms.com

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