When u feel lonely and
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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QUESTION: What's pink and hard
QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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If we join one pipal
If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
.
Nokia - connecting pipals.
whenever u feel sadness in
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
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Puppy dog asked to mummy
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
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Barsaat ki raat, Ek Bhigi Larki, Bhigey
Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
/guess karo
Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi.
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Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan
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Ek din mein ne aap
Ek din mein ne aap ko khwaab mein dekha k aap ki daith ho gai or aap 2 hooron k saat bethey ho.
mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis neki per mila,
reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor par us k saath chora hai. ha ha ha ha
hold ten roses in ur
hold ten roses in ur hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Oey kuti ke bachey ? kitne pyarey
Oey kuti ke bachey
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
Tapti hui garmi ki loo
Tapti hui garmi ki loo hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka hua goo hai tu.....
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kal POLICE ko aik dead
kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR ho rahi hai...Zara BELL maroo... Copyright www.lovelysms.com..
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R u Mail or Femail Answer
R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
-
-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho
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A - U r Attractive B
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking Copyright www.lovelysms.com
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Close ur eyes Nd raise
Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil is here.
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u remmeber the day u
u remmeber the day u tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting
twins twins
paish hai aap ke phone main nahati hui larki. aa j thund hai... Copyright
paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.
aaj thund hai... Copyright www.lovelysms.com
kal nhaye gi
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Doghly Gaddar Chhichhor e Meesny Ghunne Dhokab az Matlabi Moqa parast Tota Chasham Ary Ary aap
Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
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