no cute graphics to send just

no cute graphics to send

just a...

caring heart saying...(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

REMEMBER 2 PEE B4 GOING 2 BED 


 Kindly observe SILENCE for two

Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after

sucking ur blood.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)


 chalo sms sma kheltey hain pehle

chalo sms sma kheltey hain

pehle tum sms kro

phir tum sms kro

phir se tum sms kro

1 bar phr tum sms kro

bas 1 last sms tum kro

bas!baqi ka khel kal khelen ghey (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)


 1-5 years girls love MOM 6-15 years

1-5 years girls

love MOM

6-15 years girls

love DAD

16-30 years girls love ME 30-60 years they love HUSBAND

61-100 years they love..(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le


 Ur eyes Patakha, ur lips Rocket, ur

Ur eyes Patakha,

ur lips Rocket,

ur ears Chakri,

ur smile Fuljadi,

ur style Anar,

ur personality Bomb.

Beta nikal le,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

i'm coming with "candle"


 Uff Dabao na Zara Zor Se Aisa

Uff

Dabao na

Zara Zor Se

Aisa Karo

Apni Shirt Nikalo

Pant Bhi Nikal DO

Meri Kurti Bhi

Ab Zorse

Tight Hai

Or Zorse

Oooh

Ho Gaya.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Suitcase Band!!!


 Pakistan mein teen hi chiz

Pakistan mein teen hi chiz popular hein..,,,

(",)

<)> apun

/<, ..

,,,

(,")/" apun ka

<)" ishtyle ..&

/ >

,,,

(",)/"""APUN ka(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

/)" SMS 


Some One Is Loving you Caring for

Some One

Is Loving you

Caring for you

Watching over you

Protecting you(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Guess Who?

Neighbour's Dog! 


 Wat is it dat a

Wat is it dat a girl & boy do secretly wen they reach adulthood?

Think!

Think!!

Think!!!

Donno

Voting..(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Wat Else. 


After engagement : Superman After Marriage

After engagement : Superman

After Marriage : Gentleman

After 10 years : Watchman(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

After 20 years : Doberman ֧


Birds love you, Monkeys love you, Hippos

Birds love you,

Monkeys love you,

Hippos love you,

Snakes love you,

Tortoise love you,

Giraffe loves you.....

Please go back to ZOO,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

They all really miss you. ֧


Days are 2 Busy, Hours are

Days are 2 Busy,

Hours are 2Fast,

Seconds are 2 Few,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You.. ֧


 Maine tumko Phone kiya to

Maine tumko Phone kiya to netwrk bola, Namskar!

Paglo ki duniya me apka swagat hai,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai!֧


 Ye badal ye bijli sirf

Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,

Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai,

6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai. ֧


When i miss u, i

When i miss u, i read your sms,

When i want 2 c u, i close my eyes,And..

When i want 2 hear u,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

I throw a STONE over a DOG!


 The Time Since I Met

The Time Since I Met U,

I have Realized That A Friend Like You Is Worth Million Dollars,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

So,if U Don't Mind.."Sell kar don kia ?"֧


 Woh garam garam pani. woh

Woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo,

Woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle...(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai! "֧


Sa ry ga ma pa

Sa ry ga ma pa da ni sa Mubarkan Mubarkan Tusi hun mrasi ho gaye ho Bally Bally 

(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)


 mein soo wala card bhej

mein soo wala card bhej raha hoon scratch kar k load karloo pher sms kar lainaa

############ scratch here,) (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)


 fill in the blanks with

fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI

1) ..... mein insan nahi hoon

2) ..... maira koi elaajh nahi(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

3)...... mein hee pagal hoon,

 honton say jo yujhay chu

honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha

Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai

pata hai kyu?(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho ga


 I am leaving India Tonight.

I am leaving India Tonight. Actually Saniya Mirza Is pregnant and Medis is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo.

Uski kaamwali bhi pregnant hai.  (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)


However high the sky may

However high the sky may be.

However wide d river may b.

However strong d wind may b.

Just remember..

it's none of ur

business,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Do ur eork........


 lahore k paas k nizamudin

lahore k paas k nizamudin railway station kitrain no. 2324 k route k 3rdstation shahdra ek chote se gaon k

nazdeek wale kabristan k chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe huwe doggi ki aage wali right side ki taang ki ungli k

nakhun k pass chupe huwe kire k pait main rehne wale bacteria k chromosomal DNA k thymine Nucleotide k

5thcarbon outer shell k 4th electron ki kasm sirf disturb krnay k lie sms kia hai 

(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)


 Dunya main 7 wonders hain.

Dunya main 7 wonders hain. 1 apun ka style, 2 apun ka smile, 3 apun ka mobile, 4 apun ka face, 5 apun ka

grace, 6 apun ka trend, 7 apun ka friend.