bulbul ka bacha khata tha

bulbul ka bacha

khata tha khichri

peeta tha pani

gata tha ganey

merey sirhaney

aik din akaila betha hua tha

main ne uraya

wapas na aaya

kuttay ka bacha:)

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Tawe par rekha POPCORN Uchalta kio hay? ? arey

Tawe par rekha

POPCORN

Uchalta kio hay?

?

arey baba khud baith

kar daikho. pata chal

jaye gha

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 In the late night,on the

In the late night,on the full moon day, i

stopped my car and went close to her ears, she felt

shyness.i went to say those words but i

thought she wont believe it. Finally i told

her those "3 words"

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"PETROL ILLA ERANGIKKO".

Petrol Hutum Hogya



pooch na teri judaee kay

pooch na teri judaee kay lamhay main nay kaisay betaay ,

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Paani main surf Excel mila kay straw say bulbulay banaay.


 Dekha tujhe to rooh khush

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

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Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!


 One day we all are

One day we all are going to depart

on a journey. The trip will be free

of charge, your savings are of no use,

dont worry about the seat reservation,

its confirmed and the flights is always

on time.Luggage will be unlimited n

not 20 kgs, ur good deeds no matter how heavy,

all r complimentary excess baggage, islam will be

ur passport, kalima will be ur visa, qabar will

be ur waiting lounge. The rest i leave to ur (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

imagination! Be ready...Assalamu Alaikum! 


Double meaning sms messages

 Yesterday whole night i was thinkin

Yesterday whole night i

was thinkin abt only U

Now i'm

thinking of "V".

Tonight i'll definitly (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

think abt w,x,y and z


Jis tarha heere ko heera

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega 


 HOTHO SE JO CHOO LIYA, EHSAAS

HOTHO SE JO CHOO LIYA,

EHSAAS AB TAK HAI,

ANKHE NAM HAI,AUR SANNSO MEIN AAG AB TAK HAI,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)

AUR KYU NA HO KHAYI BHI TO'HARI MIRCH' HAI 


 >----> Ja Mere mizail ja jo

>---->

Ja Mere mizail ja jo mere sms ka jawab nahi deta us ke dimaagh main phath ja.

<-----<

Abe O

wapis kyun a gaya?(copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Mizail:Us ke paas to diomaagh hi nahi hai.


 Smbody wants 2 kiss u close ur

Smbody

wants 2 kiss u

close ur eyes

umm.haa

muhaa...

ok..

satisfied now open ur eyes..

;****;

x( @..@ )x

"(--)" MAZA AYA ? BANDAR PAPPI LE GIA .(copyright www.lovelysms.com) ..::** 



 karo mai nahin abhi karo ek bar

karo mai nahin

abhi karo

ek bar samj nahi aati kya

pareshan honey wali kia bat hai

ek bar hi tu karni hai hmm

ab gusa na chraho mujhey ok?

chalo ab man jao na

ek BAR JALDI SEY SIMLE PASS KAR DO (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

THT SLIKE AGUD GRL HMMM 


Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,

Dosti me padnewali har zarurat ho tum,

Jisko roz ek sms karna pade, (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641


logon ko thang karne k

logon ko thang karne k 6 tareeqee hain

-

-

-

-

-

ye pehla hai.......................!()(copyright www.lovelysms.com)


Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White

Red Rose: Luv

Yelloe Rose: Friendship

White Rose: Peace

Which Rose for u? (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi 


Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey

Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai badhane

ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki (copyright www.lovelysms.com)


 Tawe per para hua popcorn

Tawe per para hua popcorn uchalta kiun hai

?

:-D

??

Khud baith k dekho pata chal jai ga (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)


You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat

H-ot

O-ne in million

N-aughty

C-ute

H-umble

U-nique (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi 


 africa k mashor shahar syberia

africa k mashor shahar syberia k khofnak wadion k sunsan jangal k pepl k darakhton k neche safar karte hovi

tarzan k kndo par nachti hovi bandri,,how r u (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)


if u wanna drive a

if u wanna drive a mercedes.....

if u wish 2 go 2 america...

n want 2 stay in five star hotel....(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

then visit our website www apni-auqat-ma raho.com 


 Kya mukhra he.... kya zulfain hein.... kya

Kya mukhra he....

kya zulfain hein....

kya chehra tum ne paya he....(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

asa lagta he jaisay peepal se BHOOT utar aya he.


 R u Mail or Femail Answer

R u Mail or Femail

Answer k liye

nechay dekho

-

-

-

Bewakoof yahan nahe

apne nechay dekho ;-)(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)



 Damn! Not ur sms again.

Damn! Not ur sms again. wereva i go i go...i c u...wereva i go...i hear u...wereva i go i cant stop thinking

about u. why is that? Aww i feel sorry 4 u...why did u ever come out from that zoo? (Copyright

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"Mujhe dhondo" "Kya hua thak gaye

"Mujhe dhondo"

"Kya hua thak

gaye kya"

"To phir dhondo"

"Ab rehne do"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Pagal; apne Dil mai dekho.. 


Today is "Sunday" Send thsi sms

Today is "Sunday"

Send thsi sms to 10 peoples

and InshAllah tomorrow will be

"Monday"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Beleive me it works............