Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat
Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi.
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein ..........................
Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana
Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana Chahiye,
Yaad Karne Ke Liye Meethi Yaad Aani Chahiye,
Aap Hamein Roz Call Karo Ya Na Karo,
Par Pyara Sa SMS Roz Ana Chahiye.NehaKaushik
Hum ne kab tum se
Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat ka wada chaha door reh kar bhi tumhe tum se ziada chaha es bar shiddat se yad aein tum jab tumhe sms na karney ka erada chaha
Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo
Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,,, stayaoon ko our staya na karo,,, SMS nahein karna to na karo lakin Miss call de kar kanjosi dekhaya na karo
Muje SMS kro aur pao
Muje SMS kro aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka muqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,Aik Dinner wo bhi aap kay ghar....
Lovers send SMS when they
Lovers send SMS when they are in a Sexually Motile Stage.
so keep messaging me when you are in toilet. my dear lover.
S - Sexually M - Motile S
S - Sexually
M - Motile
S - Stage
so keep messaging me when you at puberty.
Without ur SMS days are
Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!
Kuch tey perday daari rakh,
Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.
abe oye khajoor, circus ke
abe oye khajoor, circus ke retired bunder,chusey hue aam kay shilke,tooti hui bottle kay dhakun,bin namak ki daal,derti pe bojh, sms to ker kabi.
*sms Receiving law and order* =>you
*sms Receiving law and order*
=>you have 2 way receiving sms daily from me.choose 1 and send me sms which you choose.
1)when you receivemy sms then reply a sms.
2)if you not reply mea sms so miss call me in 5 minutes after receive my sms.
Aap k haath mein Mobile
Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai
hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner. 1st price:good
hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.
1st price:good friendship
2nd price:lot of love
3rd price:life long sms.
for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me
SMS me in 1 min
SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.
my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my
my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain.
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
Dil se hum dillagi kiya
Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte,Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte....
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baato par aitbar karenge. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge...
Zindagi ek saza si ho
Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai....!!!
B4 u speak - listen, B4
B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4 u quit - try,
B4 u msg others - msg me
Doctors prescription 4 u... A cute
Doctors prescription 4 u...
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner...
Doctor's fees?
A SMS whenever u r free....
My cell phone loves it
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
A raindrop may look 2
A raindrop may look 2 smal 2 eyes bt somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sum where a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS'ing
Without ur SMS days are
Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!
GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE
GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!!
Money says EARN me lot,Time
Money says EARN me lot,Time says PLAN me lot,Flower says LOVE me lot,Study says LEARN me lot,SMS says SEND me lot,& I say REMEMBER me lot...
Relationship is like a Garden.
Relationship is like a Garden.
It's beautiful when watered with...love, hugs, tears & cheers.
But it dries up if left untouched...so pls keep in touch...
Great people talk about ideas, Average
Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...
Heart can Skip beat for
Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.
Nobody in the world can
Nobody in the world can stop u from falling in love....
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Tareekh k Labo'n Pe Ye
Tareekh k Labo'n Pe Ye Noha Aaj Bhi hy
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BaLi SAKEENA_sa Qaid Me Tanha Aaj Bhi hy
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Zinda'n Me 1 Bachhi ki tanhai Pr
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Be-Chain Rooh-e FATiMA*ZEHRA_sa Aaj Bi hy
Let's go, get up, stop
Let's go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that's what we hope. Looking forward to your return
Why you chose this particular
Why you chose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don't be so selfish; don't be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!
Get well quick, you lazy
Get well quick, you lazy bum,
There's lots of work to do.
If you stay sick, it's more work for me,
And I'd rather it was for you.
I hope you're feeling better,
I hope you're feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I'm always thinking of you,
So this is what I say,
Get Well Soon!
May the little flowers lying
May the little flowers lying in gloom, Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly, this way and that way, morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.
Early in da morning sun
Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead
Ek baar meri GF ne
Ek baar meri Girl Friend ney mujhey apney ghar
bulaya,
Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai,
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Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya aur,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
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To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa
gayi aur,
Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey,
Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur hai.
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Ab mai kya batau Yaro...??
Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha
Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki
Computer Engineering Field Ki Larki Ko
Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa aise nikla
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Pedaishi Error,
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Virus k Bachey,
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Excel ki currupt file
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1 Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete Ho ke
Qabar Me Install Ho Jayega.!
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Happy BirthdayTum Jiyo hajaro saal
Happy Birthday
Tum Jiyo hajaro saal,Saalke din ho pachas hajar.............
hey Irene,join me in celebrating
hey Irene,join me in celebrating my birth day.
its not very easy to make up this time,so i there 4 invite u 4 the this birth day ceremony which take place on 20/06/1982.ur presences will make a change.urs in love.ve nice day
birthday a day
birthday
a day
that day.
this day.
brilliant day.
shiny day.
cool day.
bloomy day.
rainy day.
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Tumhari is ada ka kya
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
Happy Birthday Hemantji
Happy Birthday Hemantji
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
from Sukanraj Nahar & Family
Mistakes are painful when they
Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads
us to success...Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Either live your dreams or
Either live your dreams or kill yourself..never
compromise...
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Life Can not go on
Life Can not go on with out much forgetting!
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