the sky,s falling down,the whole

the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire

the smell of burning is strong on my mind

everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction

one man taking another,s life.

don,t ask me how but somehow i know

mankind still has to go for miles.

silent cry

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 Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....



GIRL before marriage looks like

GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,

After merriage Beautiful doll,

after one year Nice doll,

after two years only doll,

after three years

PANADOL

 IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN

IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD

RESULT:

NO SMS

NO FLOWER

NO VALENTINE'S

NO CANDLES

NO PERFUME

NO TRAVELLING

NO TAJ MEHAL

ALL THE MEN

GO DIRECT IN

HEVEN 

 When I take a long

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, He is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworkedCopyright www.lovelysms.com

When I do well, My boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, He never forgets




 School- a place where papa

School- a place where papa pays & son plays

life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur

life so tht you can die rich

nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills

marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his

bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree