"Lord, BLESS this friend so
"Lord, BLESS this friend so dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like me."
AApki chal morni jaisi, aawaj koyal
AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.
aik khuaab aik khayal aik haqeeqat
aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT: r u handsome ? r
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo.
the best quality i like
the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very sentimental
1% senti
99% mental..............
kanhihoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy har bureey
kanhihoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy
har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye
jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey
tau 11vey din naha leena chaieyey
Qayamat k din farishton ne
Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha ke sub apne gunnah likh den,sub likh rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz aiee,
"EXTRA SHEET NEEDED"
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain
1 thing I like about
1 thing I like about u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre ho, Kyunki dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi nahi
CONGRATULATIONS U R AWARDED THE DEGREE OF
CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:)
zindagi main teen cheezain kabhi
zindagi main teen cheezain kabhi bhi aa sakti hain
paisa
mout
aur
???
aur..??
aur...aur?
bolo bhi......
mera msg.......
Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all
Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all flowers r nice & sweet but they have no comparison wid u bcoz..........."Gobhi kay phool ki tu baat he kuch aur hay".....
when u feel sad, to
when u feel sad, to cheer up. just go to the mirror and say, "damn i am soooooooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness but don't make it habit. coz liars go to hell.....
main bewakoof main bew akoof main bewakoof ma in bewakoof ahista bolo yaar yahan tak
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hay
aap ke liye film me
aap ke liye film me baat ki hai,chota sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar degi.
Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut"montu
In Urdu
jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh
cute
intellizent
smart
sweet
brave
nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na.
Taste this sms!! Do u feel
Taste this sms!!
Do u feel te taste of ginger?
No??
Obviously!!!!
BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...
i'm at thepolice station at
i'm at thepolice station at moment, they acussed me of being nice, handsome and lovely, so wat am i going to do now!
Hey, I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own
ek aap ho ki kitne
ek aap ho ki kitne achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon
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