What's Ford? Santa: Gaari. What's Oxford? Santa: So
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaari.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.
Q: A Man asked Santa,
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Banta ped pe chada to
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Nurse came out with the
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal
Santa: What's difference between man
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai
Titanic doob raha tha. 1 gore
Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........
A Chini was in hspital.
A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA
A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND
A MAN TO SANTA-UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFEIN UR HOME
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOMEAND COME WITHIN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-HE IS NOT MY FRND
One day Santas Girlfriend asks
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
santa was looking at a
santa was looking at a painting of a naked women leaves covering her body
he asked that wat he was doing he answered- waiting 4 autumn
Santa was riding on a
Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note ֧
A lady calls Santa for
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
Hamid ali 0345-4792721 Santa to
Hamid ali 0345-4792721
Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya pind(village) ki..
Banta. Pind ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d
Hiren Rathod Santa : banta,
Hiren Rathod
Santa : banta, r u know fullfom of "WIFE"
Banta : Yes,
Santa : Bolo..
Banta : W = without
I = information
F = Fight
E = Every time
Santa : yeto ment socha hi nati tha......................
ak bar santa ki beti
ak bar santa ki beti ko baccha hua
to santa bhar khada ta or bola me nana
ban gaya ya nani
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